re: Random things that make you realize you’re getting old

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It used to be when I watched college football, now when I the NFL it is starting to get that way.

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Watching NFL games and seeing the kids of former players whose entire careers I watched are now contributing on NFL rosters. When Tom Brady retires will be another NFL end of an era event .

Seeing the OT go crazy over some gymnast who looks like she could be my daughter.

All porn stars have tats. Is that really a marketable thing that turns guys on?

Getting a burger at a non-chain restaurant means you’re paying $15-$25 for a burger.

A steakhouse now charges $50-$75 for a ribeye.

Elevator music now has words - and it still sucks.

Rap music all sounds the same.

Country music no longer sounds the same.

Another round of lingo popular among moronic youth has started:
~ “I mean…”(which is apparently the same usage of starting sentences with “like” - popular during the valley girl era.)
~“Clapback” (unknown cultural phenomenon, but white moms are currently in the process of making it uncool)

I haven’t seen any in-person evidence of racism among anyone of any skin color over the past 2 decades.

I can’t stop seeing someone claiming evidence of racism on media outlets.

There are more than 2 genders.

All the hot actresses of my youth are beyond the help of beauty products now - and some of them are dead.

My wife is hotter than all of my childhood crushes.

I would frick a Supreme Court Justice.