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Posted on 11/21/22 at 12:50 pm to airmonkee
What do you call the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes, the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes, the roar of an engine, the squealing of brakes..... etc.?
An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.
An Aggie driving through a flashing red light.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:09 pm to airmonkee
What does a Aggie cheerleader and a football have in common name two things made out of pigskin.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:13 pm to airmonkee
Did you hear about the aggie that broke his leg playing golf?
He fell off the ball washer.
He fell off the ball washer.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:24 pm to airmonkee
An aggie taking remedial English was asked to use the word "before" in a sentence. He wrote,
2 + 2 before.
2 + 2 before.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 1:36 pm to airmonkee
In a Houston classroom, the teacher is a huge Aggie fan. One day she asks the class who else is an Aggie fan. Wanting favor with their teacher all of the kids raise their hand except little Johnny. Appalled, the teacher asks Johnny who he roots for. Johnny proudly replies the LSU Tigers. "Why is that?" the teacher asks. Johnny explains that his parents are LSU fans. Even more frustrated now, the teacher asks "Well what if your mom were and idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?". Johnny replies, "An Aggie fan."
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:30 pm to airmonkee
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 2:36 pm to airmonkee
How do you get an Aggie grad off of your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 3:16 pm to airmonkee
A and M grad is driving through the Texas countryside. He looks out in a field and sees a man out in a hay field. He is in a rowboat rowing like mad. The man is wearing an Aggie t-shirt and there is an A and M flag on the back of the boat.
The driver pulls over and yells "Hey, you, look at what the hell you are doing? No wonder everyone thinks Aggies are stupid. Hell, if I could swim I'd be out there kicking your arse."
The driver pulls over and yells "Hey, you, look at what the hell you are doing? No wonder everyone thinks Aggies are stupid. Hell, if I could swim I'd be out there kicking your arse."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:16 pm to airmonkee
quote:
Got any Aggie jokes?
Posted on 11/21/22 at 4:42 pm to airmonkee
quote:
Got any Aggie Jokes?
quote:
Texas A&M
Q&A…
Posted on 11/21/22 at 5:17 pm to airmonkee
quote:
Got any Aggie Jokes?
Yeah, their head coach.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 5:32 pm to airmonkee
What color is an Aggie after an enema?
Clear
Clear
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:40 pm to airmonkee
Did you hear about the Aggie Terrorist who tried to blow up a car?
He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
He burned his lips on the tailpipe.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 6:10 am
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:43 pm to airmonkee
Cop pulls over an Aggie girl for speeding. Asks her for her license, and she shows him her Student ID. Cop says, "I see you go to Texas A&M"....and immediately starts unzipping his pants. Aggie girl says, "Oh no officer! Not the breath test again!!!"
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:45 pm to airmonkee
Did you hear about the war between the Aggies and the Coonasses? The Aggies were throwing dynamite and the Coonasses were lighting it and throwing it back.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:49 pm to airmonkee
I know this is Germans... literally... and probably posted 100 times already this week.... but here you go for the 101st time this week.
Hitler Likes AtM on you tube
Hitler Likes AtM on you tube
Posted on 11/21/22 at 6:52 pm to airmonkee
Aggie yell leader walks into a bar and tells bartender, "Give me 12 of the strongest shots you have." Bartender pours out 12 shots of ever clear. Aggie slams them down immediately. Bartender says, "Damn son, I've never seen anything like that. What's the occassion?" Aggie Yell Leader says, "Well sir, tonight was my first blowjob." Bartender says, "Hell son, that's great. Congratulations! Let me pour you one more on the house." Aggie Yell Leader says, "Nah....I think twelve's enough to kill the taste...."
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:08 pm to airmonkee
Write one for this, and I’ll meme it.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:29 pm to airmonkee
Maybe for the older crowd, may get banned for it …cracks neck…
How many Aggies does it take to build a structural bonfire???
Don’t worry they don’t know either.
How many Aggies does it take to build a structural bonfire???
Don’t worry they don’t know either.
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