re: Top 10 most and least regrettable bachelor degrees according to new survey

Yeah but most say “why the frick did I major in this?” when you’re in your first few busy seasons

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Accountants are pretty indifferent to everything

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Q: Why do accountants become accountants?

A: Because they don’t have enough charisma to be a mortician.

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I couldn't imagine being a teacher and having to babysit a bunch of dip shits all day that come from broken homes. Then you have their mom calling you and cussing you out, telling you how lousy of a job you're doing. I'm sure these scenarios were never discussed in their college classes

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When I started LSU in 1997 I wanted to be a history teacher, and I believe I would have been a damn good one, too. A year into college I had an epiphany and realized I wouldn’t last a week before slugging some little piece of shite. I realized I didn’t have the temperament for it. Later I realized another reason I’m glad I didn’t become a teacher was all of the drama and politics that comes with the job.