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GMT We want Bama edition
Posted on 11/5/22 at 4:02 am
Posted on 11/5/22 at 4:02 am
Morning all
I present you with the best 10 Bama jokes of all time.
10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.
7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?
6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"
5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.
3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.
2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
And......The number one Alabama joke of all time is:
1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
I present you with the best 10 Bama jokes of all time.
10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.
8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.
7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?
6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"
5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.
3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.
2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
And......The number one Alabama joke of all time is:
1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
This post was edited on 11/5/22 at 4:04 am
Posted on 11/5/22 at 4:05 am to Capt ST
Morning. I’m not even cooking today, have to nap as much as possible so I can stay up for the game.
Posted on 11/5/22 at 4:07 am to dyslexiateechur
We’re going over night shift dinner plans right now.
Posted on 11/5/22 at 4:15 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks. Member when LSU wasn't supposed to win, yet beat The Bear 20-10, and made him quit coaching? I member.
The Bear was 69. The Midget is 71.
The Bear was 69. The Midget is 71.
Posted on 11/5/22 at 5:24 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning lady and gents.
Posted on 11/5/22 at 6:26 am to liz18lsu
Morning pretty liz, morning everyone!
Posted on 11/5/22 at 6:39 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning y'all.
Posted on 11/5/22 at 6:41 am to liz18lsu
Wow. Just started getting storm in Walker. Power went out just on our street though. It’s cranking out here right now rain and wind are very strong.
Posted on 11/5/22 at 6:45 am to liz18lsu
Good morning pretty wifey, morning all.
COC1 ready for breakfast
COC1 ready for breakfast
Posted on 11/5/22 at 6:49 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
I remember running thru the wet grass..
Back to bed for me. Gotta be fresh for champagne brunch in a bit.
I remember running thru the wet grass..
Back to bed for me. Gotta be fresh for champagne brunch in a bit.
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