re: Your dad's favorite catch phrases?

He/She fell out of an ugly tree and hit ever limb on the way down.

You want sympathy, it's between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.

Can't isn't a word.

I'll back you up as long as you don't lie to me, you lie and I don't know you.

Who? Your feet don't fit a limb, and you don't shite through feathers, don't "Who" me.

Boy, you gonna let your alligator mouth overrun your mockingbird arse.

Close enough for government work.

Can you see it going 55mph down the road? Then it's good enough.

It's colder than a well digger's arse in Nome, Alaska.