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Well that took some balls…
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:33 pm
literally
Dailynewsreported
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“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked and pulled until I ripped his cheating balls off!”
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Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after a man who arrived at a hospital without his balls named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to stop the bleeding. “I’ve seen lots of crazy things; dildo’s and gerbil’s up the arse, screwdrivers in the head, a broom through the chest, but this is the wildest thing I’ve ever witnessed”.
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Jessica had waited for him to fall asleep before she tied a cord around his nuts. She made a nice snug knot and placed herself at a safe distance with the cord still in hand and yanked like she was starting a lawnmower. “Last thing I saw before I passed out was her taking off with my balls.”
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Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:35 pm to Cymry Teigr
Ouch
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:35 pm to Cymry Teigr
Guilty
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:36 pm to Cymry Teigr
very ballsy move
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:36 pm to Cymry Teigr
This story is BS. She tied a knot around his balls so snug he didn't wake up at all? Yeah right.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:37 pm to 777Tiger
Wonder why she was so teste?
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:38 pm to Sao
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Wonder why she was so teste?
probably nuts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:38 pm to Cymry Teigr
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Jessica had waited for him to fall asleep before she tied a cord around his nuts. She made a nice snug knot and placed herself at a safe distance with the cord still in hand and yanked like she was starting a lawnmower. “Last thing I saw before I passed out was her taking off with my balls.”
how the frick do you not wake up when she is doing this?
and wtf is wrong with he? jesus frickign christ
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:40 pm to Cymry Teigr
Is she keeping them in her purse?
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:41 pm to 777Tiger
Balls to the wall
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:42 pm to Sao
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Balls to the wall
vas is going on here??
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:42 pm to Sao
The OWN and Lifetime viewers will think she did nothing wrong.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:42 pm to Cymry Teigr
Apparently she’s done this to the entire gaming board as well
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:43 pm to lsu777
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how the frick do you not wake up when she is doing this?
Blame it on alcohol....
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Perez
Is it always latin women with the knives, etc.?
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:43 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Is she keeping them in her purse?
Probably had them hanging as real truck nuts. Or dangling from her rear view mirror.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:46 pm to 777Tiger
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vas is going on here??
That's a deferen thread altogether.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:46 pm to Cymry Teigr
Real or not, this is a reminder that crazy never sleeps.
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:47 pm to Cymry Teigr
Balls in his court...oh wait
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:48 pm to Sao
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That's a deferen thread altogether.
bitch probably thinks she won the powerballs
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:52 pm to Cymry Teigr
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Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
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