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Well that took some balls…

Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:33 pm
literally

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“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked and pulled until I ripped his cheating balls off!”


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Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after a man who arrived at a hospital without his balls named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to stop the bleeding. “I’ve seen lots of crazy things; dildo’s and gerbil’s up the arse, screwdrivers in the head, a broom through the chest, but this is the wildest thing I’ve ever witnessed”.


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Jessica had waited for him to fall asleep before she tied a cord around his nuts. She made a nice snug knot and placed herself at a safe distance with the cord still in hand and yanked like she was starting a lawnmower. “Last thing I saw before I passed out was her taking off with my balls.”


Dailynewsreported




Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19798 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:35 pm to
Ouch
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:35 pm to
Guilty
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91128 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:36 pm to
very ballsy move
Posted by Bawwitdabaw
Member since Dec 2020
546 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:36 pm to
This story is BS. She tied a knot around his balls so snug he didn't wake up at all? Yeah right.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:37 pm to

Wonder why she was so teste?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91128 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Wonder why she was so teste?



probably nuts
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
37601 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Jessica had waited for him to fall asleep before she tied a cord around his nuts. She made a nice snug knot and placed herself at a safe distance with the cord still in hand and yanked like she was starting a lawnmower. “Last thing I saw before I passed out was her taking off with my balls.”



how the frick do you not wake up when she is doing this?

and wtf is wrong with he? jesus frickign christ
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80181 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:40 pm to
Is she keeping them in her purse?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:41 pm to
Balls to the wall

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91128 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Balls to the wall


vas is going on here??
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40378 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:42 pm to
The OWN and Lifetime viewers will think she did nothing wrong.
Posted by nugget
Abrego Garcia Fan
Member since Dec 2009
15726 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:42 pm to
Apparently she’s done this to the entire gaming board as well
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20192 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

how the frick do you not wake up when she is doing this?


Blame it on alcohol....

quote:

Perez


Is it always latin women with the knives, etc.?
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Is she keeping them in her purse?


Probably had them hanging as real truck nuts. Or dangling from her rear view mirror.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

vas is going on here??



That's a deferen thread altogether.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74196 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:46 pm to
Real or not, this is a reminder that crazy never sleeps.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108721 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:47 pm to
Balls in his court...oh wait
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91128 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

That's a deferen thread altogether.



bitch probably thinks she won the powerballs
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19316 posts
Posted on 8/29/22 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. Daily News Reported uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
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