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re: Lolo Jones is about to be a 40 year old virgin

Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56532 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Lolo Jones is about to be a 40 year old virgin


When she grabs a woman breast do they feel like sand?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22843 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

she could make fun of him for being bald.


And you know she would! Lolo, if you read this, TDsngumbo will take you to Fleur-de-lis for the best pizza in BR.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56532 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:34 pm to
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She had her chance with Tim Tebow


:LSU kige:
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
13574 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:35 pm to
No one wants to sign up to teach a 40yo how to frick.
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
591 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:35 pm to
Assuming that the virgin thing is true, and that's a biiiiiiiiiiiig assumption, if a chick makes it 40 virginity intact, then she straight up does not like sex - period.

Oh, date or marry her if you want to, but truth is she is grossed out by your icky little thing and ain't gonna want to touch it, much less.....
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22843 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:36 pm to
quote:

one wants to sign up to teach a 40yo how to frick.



Speak for yourself, bitch! TDsngumbo is all in.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22843 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:37 pm to
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Assuming that the virgin thing is true, and that's a biiiiiiiiiiiig assumption, if a chick makes it 40 virginity intact, then she straight up does not like sex - period.

Oh, date or marry her if you want to, but truth is she is grossed out by your icky little thing and ain't gonna want to touch it, much less.....


That's always been a curious question. Does someone like that go crazy and make up for lost time, or do they stay a cold fish?
Posted by Springlake Tiger
Uptown
Member since Aug 2006
15531 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:39 pm to
Should have married Tebow.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

virgin


Yall are fricking on crack believing that! My God
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3018 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:41 pm to
She trying find a suga daddy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114762 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:42 pm to
Everyone hating on this girl.. She had a pretty messed up life growing up. This is obviously a promo, but let her get her bag...
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
80836 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:43 pm to
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Surely an OTer can help her accomplish that before the menopause hits


Do we have to call her after or no?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74785 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:45 pm to
That’s the difference between guys and hoes, sluts would be coming out of the woodwork to debunk the virgin claim if Lolo was a dude, guys are like, whatever, she wasn’t any good anyway
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
13574 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:57 pm to
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TDsngumbo is all in.

He seems like the kind to swoop in and wife up for starfish sex.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74785 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:57 pm to
Well sure, why not?
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5720 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:59 pm to
She is at least a 7 and 7s get married and have kids every day. Maybe she is just nuts.
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
6821 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 4:59 pm to
Likely looking for a non white (could be wrong) multi millionaire who is also a "virgin" with deep deep old money pockets and the willingness to let her control his life 24/7 and explore some nasty fetishes etc., etc., etc.,
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22843 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 5:01 pm to
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nasty fetishes


Go on...
Posted by CincinnatiTiger
Cincinnati, OH
Member since May 2010
904 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 5:11 pm to
Pretty face. Not a huge fan or bolt-ons, but she needs them yesterday.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22843 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 5:13 pm to
There's an Instagram video from a week or so ago that she posted and she has old white woman pancake arse going on. I don't know why I thought she had a nice bubble arse from running.
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