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Man jacks off on grocery store employee
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:21 am
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:21 am
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Police in Prince William County, Virginia, say they have identified and arrested the suspect they say sexually assaulted an employee of Food Lion grocery store on Friday.
On Friday evening, police had released a photo of the suspect, and he was later identified him as 31-year-old Michael Earl Alexander of Woodbridge, Va.
Alexander was taken into custody without incident on Saturday and charged with sexual battery, indecent exposure and obscene sexual display. He is currently being held without bond, according to police.
The employee told police she was stocking aisles when the man approached her from behind.
Video surveillance shows that the suspect exposed himself and left an unknown bodily fluid on the worker’s pants.
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:25 am to Mr Personality
Well at least he didn’t kill anyone.
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:25 am to Mr Personality
So did she just stand there during the time it took to climax or did he do it in seconds?
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:26 am to Vamos Brandonos
Cleanup on aisle 5
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:27 am to Mr Personality
We need some No Jizz allowed signs to stop this nonsense.
This post was edited on 6/26/22 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:27 am to Mr Personality
Is that a relative of Lester Earl?
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:28 am to biglego
:wasthatwrong?:
This post was edited on 6/26/22 at 11:28 am
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:30 am to Mr Personality
He was probably just protesting the overturning of Roe v Wade
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:50 am to Mr Personality
I feel we need a picture of the female employee in order to determine guilt.
Posted on 6/26/22 at 11:59 am to Mr Personality
These are The OT headlines i missed
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:03 pm to Mr Personality
That serial killer name though..miss your calling Michael Earl Alexander.
Michael Earl Alexander, 31, is charged with sexual battery, indecent exposure and obscene sexual display.
Author: Alanea Cremen, Anthony Cave
Published: 11:24 PM ED
Michael Earl Alexander, 31, is charged with sexual battery, indecent exposure and obscene sexual display.
Author: Alanea Cremen, Anthony Cave
Published: 11:24 PM ED
This post was edited on 6/26/22 at 12:04 pm
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:07 pm to RealDawg
Kang just trying to tame a Lion
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:08 pm to Mr Personality
quote:
He is currently being held without bond
No bail for jacking off, but murder someone and get off on 100K bond.
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:09 pm to Mr Personality
I’m just going to assume he started jacking off way before approaching her. Then just as he was close, he went up to her and shot his load. Otherwise she would have been standing there waiting for it.
Posted on 6/26/22 at 12:10 pm to Mr Personality
This is what liberals want
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