re: flights are TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE

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Currently sitting on an LGA - MSY flight and I can verify this statement is 110% FALSE

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On my flight earlier, this black chick was getting frustrated because she couldn’t find a spot for her giant suitcase

She walked back to her seat and squeezed through the flight attendant saying “y’all best move, my big arse ain’t got time for dis”