re: I have a problem with youth baseball

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Yeah I do, but unfortunately there are a bunch of bitches on the board who have their feelings hurt when I start a thread so I was banned from hurting yall feelings

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It eats at you every day, doesn’t it.

Your fingers twitch every time you get a stupid thought in your oafish head, and you reach for that start thread…
It’s like the Red Button you are forbidden to touch.


But it calls to you, doesn’t it Christopher?

Every day that goes on, like the drip, drip, drip of water in a pail, your resolve erodes a little more.
You know you want to press it. The forbidden nature of it making it all that much more tantalizing.
You think “all these stupid threads and I can’t start one? Why not me? It’s not fair!”

No Christopher, it isn’t. It isn’t fair at all.

What harm could one little thread do. Surely they’d understand. Hell, they’d probably relish it. After so long…like a glass of cold water after a desert journey. You’ve so much to say…Perhaps you write your thread ideas out in a notebook and save them for that day you will make threads again.

How long can you fight the temptation? How long before you give in and push that glorious button?



Do it Christopher. Press it, start it.

Maybe just write it out and press preview. Only a taste can’t hurt. You don’t need to hit submit unless it’s a really good one.

Press the button…