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re: What is the first item you ever purchased on Amazon ?

Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:03 am to
Posted by BK Lounge
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:03 am to
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One of the best monologues ever delivered in a movie. Ever.




Agreed.. im just saying that that particular line “You complete me” along with “You had me at hello” and “Show me the money!” Get all the attention, when they arent even the best lines in the film.




A few of my favorite lines:



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Dicky Fox: Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.






Jerry Maguire: [to Rod] I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?








Rod Tidwell: I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
Jerry Maguire: I didn't shoplift the pootie.
[Rod gives him a long Look]
Jerry Maguire: All right. I shoplifted the pootie









Jerry Maguire: [over the phone] I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.








Jerry Maguire: I'm finished, I'm fricked. Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!






Jerry Maguire: [to Matt Cushman] I'm still sort of moved by your "My word is stronger than oak" thing.






Posted by TAMU-93
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:04 am to
4.5 star review. 1.0 star results.

Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4139 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:24 am to
Soooooo are we to assume the marriage didnt last ?
Posted by ScoobyDont
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:27 am to
In 1999 my first purchase was Buster Keaton movies.
Posted by LewDawg
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:29 am to
Sony Cybershot DSC-T100 8.1MP Digital Camera with 5x Optical Zoom and Super Steady Shot (Black)

Ordered 8/2007
Posted by Warfox
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Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:32 am to
1999: a book for 10th grade Honors English.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4139 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 4:14 pm to
Looks like we have quite a few 1999 orders in the thread.. any earlier, like 1998 ?
Posted by skeeter531
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 5:00 pm to
a book purchased Feb. 19, 2000.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 5:09 pm to
July 26,2004

The Firesign Theater’s CD “Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers”
Posted by Mumbler
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Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:00 pm to
Flat screen wall mounts in 2010. Was moving all of my dads tvs to the walls.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
13975 posts
Posted on 4/15/22 at 9:10 pm to
A laserdisc. Uh wait that was eBay.

Amazon first purchase was Player Greatest hits CD.

Funny thing about Amazon is that they sell the same crap (to which we would never give any consideration) that is sold at stores like Dollar Tree.
Yet somehow it’s better.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4139 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 9:21 am to
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Amazon first purchase was Player Greatest hits CD.





Player ? As in ‘Baby Come Back’ ?? At least you have great taste in music !







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Funny thing about Amazon is that they sell the same crap (to which we would never give any consideration) that is sold at stores like Dollar Tree. Yet somehow it’s better.



Yeah but Dollar Tree doesnt deliver to ur front door.. back when Prime was actually worth the money, and didnt have endless delays and excuses- it was pretty revolutionary .
Posted by Jameson2954
Member since Mar 2022
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 9:21 am to
Amazon membership
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
4139 posts
Posted on 1/31/23 at 9:55 am to
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Amazon membership




I dont think that counts .
Posted by LsuTigahHomie
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 9:57 am to
condoms, and to this day cannot give up my account info to my parents.
Posted by jatilen
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 9:58 am to
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum/7040 Fl Oz
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 10:26 pm to
That is awesome, they still sell that ?
Posted by Lickitty Split
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 10:29 pm to
Government Opp
Posted by auggie
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 11:03 pm to
The next one, will be the first. So far, I've never bought a damn thing through them.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 1/31/23 at 11:22 pm to
Dec 4, 2005. This kid is in his third year of college now.

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