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Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:36 am
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:36 am
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Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage
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Babylon Bee
The Oscars broke out into chaos and panic as Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame suddenly appeared on the stage.
Actors, producers, and directors all scrambled to find the exit, screaming in terror as the former Dateline NBC host popped out of the scenery.
"Why don't you all just have a seat right there?" Hansen said sternly as he stared at the audience, a look of disapproval and disgust plastered on his face.
Several celebrities escaped into the lobby and attempted to bash through the glass doors of the building, but Hansen was too quick for them, leaning in their way and blocking their path. "Going somewhere?" he asked. "I just want to have a talk about the way you're preying on women and other innocent people. Let's sit down and have a little chat."
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:37 am to goofball
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Babylon Bee
actually kind of funny for once
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:37 am to goofball
Whew. Little below the belt Bee. No pun intended.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:38 am to goofball
Forrest Gump Voice [ON]
Sometimes there just aren't enough seats
Sometimes there just aren't enough seats
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:38 am to goofball
You bring out Chris Hansen when the Bidens show up.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:39 am to goofball
Can't wait for the Matt Gaetz follow up!
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:42 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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actually kind of funny for once
Whats it like living as a miserably unhappy person?
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:47 am to whatiknowsofar
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Can't wait for the Matt Gaetz follow up!
Is this a form of whataboutism? Are you defending Hollywood pedophiles?
Because I’m not defending Gaetz or Hollywood
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:50 am to VermilionTiger
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Is this a form of whataboutism? Are you defending Hollywood pedophiles?
Absolutely not, I'm just excited that the Bee is calling out high profile perverts! Can't wait for Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz to get the same attention from them.
Surely the Bee calls out all perverts and not just some.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:53 am to whatiknowsofar
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Can't wait for the Matt Gaetz follow up!
Are you buying into the MSM attempted take-down of Gaetz that, despite vigorous law enforcement investigatory effort, failed miserably.
You are aware that even the partisan hacks had to acknowledge that the claims were unfounded?
I suppose you still believe that Kavanagh was guilty of sexual abuse but Biden is innocent?
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:59 am to whatiknowsofar
quote:but Gaetz didn't do anything wrong, and it's proven.
I'm just excited that the Bee is calling out high profile perverts! Can't wait for Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz to get the same attention from them.
awwww whataboutism fail.

Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:01 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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actually kind of funny for once
Show us on the doll where The Bee touched you...
This post was edited on 3/28/22 at 8:01 am
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:12 am to blueboy
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but Gaetz didn't do anything wrong, and it's proven.
Lol his associates took the fall. But I guess you only think gangbangers do that.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:17 am to whatiknowsofar
quote:more talking out of your arse.
Lol his associates took the fall.

Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:18 am to whatiknowsofar
It's early man. Have a smoke and settle the nerves
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:19 am to whatiknowsofar
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Can't wait for Republican
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whatiknowsofar
Yea man, you definitely don't have a side.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:19 am to whatiknowsofar
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Can't wait for Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz to get the same attention from them.
For consensual sex with someone over the age of consent?
Yeah, because that’s the same as the Hollyweird pedos.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:20 am to Hangover Haven
i compliment an article and the fanboys get mad. very strange
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:33 am to blueboy
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:34 am to LNCHBOX
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Yea man, you definitely don't have a side.
Ah yes, attack a conservative, get put in a box.
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