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Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage

Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:36 am
Posted by goofball
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Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:36 am
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Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage



Babylon Bee

The Oscars broke out into chaos and panic as Chris Hansen of To Catch a Predator fame suddenly appeared on the stage.

Actors, producers, and directors all scrambled to find the exit, screaming in terror as the former Dateline NBC host popped out of the scenery.

"Why don't you all just have a seat right there?" Hansen said sternly as he stared at the audience, a look of disapproval and disgust plastered on his face.

Several celebrities escaped into the lobby and attempted to bash through the glass doors of the building, but Hansen was too quick for them, leaning in their way and blocking their path. "Going somewhere?" he asked. "I just want to have a talk about the way you're preying on women and other innocent people. Let's sit down and have a little chat."

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57903 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:37 am to
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Babylon Bee

actually kind of funny for once
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:37 am to
Whew. Little below the belt Bee. No pun intended.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:38 am to
Forrest Gump Voice [ON]

Sometimes there just aren't enough seats
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21318 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:38 am to
You bring out Chris Hansen when the Bidens show up.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
24672 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:39 am to
Can't wait for the Matt Gaetz follow up!
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
4523 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:42 am to
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actually kind of funny for once



Whats it like living as a miserably unhappy person?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38347 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:47 am to
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Can't wait for the Matt Gaetz follow up!


Is this a form of whataboutism? Are you defending Hollywood pedophiles?

Because I’m not defending Gaetz or Hollywood
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
24672 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:50 am to
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Is this a form of whataboutism? Are you defending Hollywood pedophiles?


Absolutely not, I'm just excited that the Bee is calling out high profile perverts! Can't wait for Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz to get the same attention from them.

Surely the Bee calls out all perverts and not just some.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20914 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:53 am to
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Can't wait for the Matt Gaetz follow up!


Are you buying into the MSM attempted take-down of Gaetz that, despite vigorous law enforcement investigatory effort, failed miserably.

You are aware that even the partisan hacks had to acknowledge that the claims were unfounded?

I suppose you still believe that Kavanagh was guilty of sexual abuse but Biden is innocent?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60616 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 7:59 am to
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I'm just excited that the Bee is calling out high profile perverts! Can't wait for Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz to get the same attention from them.
but Gaetz didn't do anything wrong, and it's proven.

awwww whataboutism fail.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29994 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:01 am to
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actually kind of funny for once


Show us on the doll where The Bee touched you...
This post was edited on 3/28/22 at 8:01 am
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
24672 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:12 am to
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but Gaetz didn't do anything wrong, and it's proven.


Lol his associates took the fall. But I guess you only think gangbangers do that.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60616 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:17 am to
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Lol his associates took the fall.
more talking out of your arse.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:18 am to
It's early man. Have a smoke and settle the nerves
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
86903 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:19 am to
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Can't wait for Republican
quote:

whatiknowsofar


Yea man, you definitely don't have a side.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130631 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:19 am to
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Can't wait for Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz to get the same attention from them.



For consensual sex with someone over the age of consent?


Yeah, because that’s the same as the Hollyweird pedos.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57903 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:20 am to
i compliment an article and the fanboys get mad. very strange
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
24672 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:33 am to
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more talking out of your arse


except I'm not
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
24672 posts
Posted on 3/28/22 at 8:34 am to
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Yea man, you definitely don't have a side.


Ah yes, attack a conservative, get put in a box.
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