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re: Addicted to Strip Clubs

Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:27 am to
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
4363 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:27 am to
What's your BMI?
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2224 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:27 am to
Real story or fake, cool story bro. Hey look, I'm almost 50. I could easily say I had your same addiction when I was in my mid 20's. I had hiatus gaps back then, but if I remember the 90's, strip clubs come to mind. Several stories stick to mind.

One time in junior college, I had a final test (tough subject) and the night before instead of studying I was hanging out at the strip club. I remember I got a 35% on the exam.

Several times, I was the last patron to leave (4 or 5 am), I'm in Miami and there's even one here open 24 hours a day.

One time I remember spending $600 in 1 hour. Another time, a friend of mine and I got called up on stage only to have 5 or 6 butt naked ladies rub on us with whip cream and strawberries and all kinds of crazy shite only to find out somebody called the wrong dudes on stage after the show (free one there for us). And just like this, I have dozens of stories through out.

So if you are single and no kids, have fun, control your spending, don't go the irresponsible way. It can get as bad as gambling. As someone here suggested, get a hobby where you might get tangible things in return. Or get a good pr0n subscription and go that route.

I haven't been to one of those places in years but they could be a weak spot for me as well.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35740 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:37 am to
If you want to swap it for another addiction use Afrin several times a day for a week. It’s not too expensive and is a son of a bitch to kick.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97819 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:39 am to
quote:

For an extra $20 tonight one of my favorite strippers at the club gave me a BJ.


Can I get her name? That’s cheaper than my wife
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30769 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I haven’t had much luck in the last 10 years in the dating scene. I never thought I needed love or a woman and now I realize how wrong I was.




Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263354 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Strip Clubs


Sad places where the worst of humanity congregates. I used to work in one. More losers in a strip club than in a casino.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20457 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:50 am to
quote:

It’s becoming an addiction and soon enough I could see myself taking the next step and convincing a stripper to have sec or going the escort/call girl route.


Soooo, back to dating?
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:06 am to
quote:

about six months ago started frequently strip clubs.
quote:

I am now going almost every 2 months
So, you've been to a strip club 3 or 4 times and think you have an addiction?
Posted by dj30
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2006
28750 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:19 am to
How are you addicted if you only go once every 2 months?
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:21 am to
quote:

. And the strip club I go to in Tampa, we’ll let’s just say the women are okay with lots of touching and physically. For an extra $20 tonight one of my favorite strippers at the club gave me a BJ


I'm routinely getting play from smoke shows, and I'm here to tell you, you have me beat.

You have a relationship 1-2x a week, it costs you $100-200, and you get blowjobs...all is good in your world.

Things you don't deal with that I do...
Weird sexual habits (completely different list)
Grown arse male kids with addiction issues
Grown arse male kids in love with their moms (2 so far)
Hot 20 yo daughters that hit on you because they think it's cute
Ex-husbands that commit suicide because they still love their woman
4 hours of post-pussy clinching
Bitches falling in love
20-somethings with bad taste in music
20-somethings with weak grooming habits
Women that can't understand that you just want a few days to do whatever the frick you want to do...

So...you need to tell us this strip club.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
35137 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:32 am to
Do people actually enjoy going to strip clubs other than the random bachelor party?

Going to the local strip club always seems so sad and depressing
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
6871 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:33 am to


Hey……..you could have a worse Addiction, just enjoy this one
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20523 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:47 am to
How much you spend a month at strip clubs? How old are you?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91244 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:09 am to
If you’re getting BJs I fail to see the issue. If you were married you’d be spending way more on her and getting no BJs
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29406 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:12 am to


Your spelling is on point too, baw.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12725 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:26 am to
Go to a strip club without any money in your wallet and see how your treated
Posted by gumbeaux
Member since Jun 2004
4486 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:31 am to
quote:

But I am single and alone and about six months ago started frequently strip clubs.

I am now going almost every 2 months


So you’ve been to a strip club 3 times in 6 months and that’s an addiction?
Posted by Conman23
Erzberg Rodeo
Member since Mar 2021
2276 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:33 am to
quote:

It’s becoming an addiction and soon enough I could see myself taking the next step and convincing a stripper to have sec or going the escort/call girl route.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4268 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:40 am to
Make yourself stop going. Date within your league until you find a wife. Support her instead of buying the sad strippers
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
22059 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 11:04 am to
quote:

For an extra $20 tonight one of my favorite strippers at the club gave me a BJ.
Thats not a bad deal…assuming the STD is curable
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