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re: Addicted to Strip Clubs
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:27 am to TheJackMan
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:27 am to TheJackMan
What's your BMI?
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:27 am to TheJackMan
Real story or fake, cool story bro. Hey look, I'm almost 50. I could easily say I had your same addiction when I was in my mid 20's. I had hiatus gaps back then, but if I remember the 90's, strip clubs come to mind. Several stories stick to mind.
One time in junior college, I had a final test (tough subject) and the night before instead of studying I was hanging out at the strip club. I remember I got a 35% on the exam.
Several times, I was the last patron to leave (4 or 5 am), I'm in Miami and there's even one here open 24 hours a day.
One time I remember spending $600 in 1 hour. Another time, a friend of mine and I got called up on stage only to have 5 or 6 butt naked ladies rub on us with whip cream and strawberries and all kinds of crazy shite only to find out somebody called the wrong dudes on stage after the show (free one there for us). And just like this, I have dozens of stories through out.
So if you are single and no kids, have fun, control your spending, don't go the irresponsible way. It can get as bad as gambling. As someone here suggested, get a hobby where you might get tangible things in return. Or get a good pr0n subscription and go that route.
I haven't been to one of those places in years but they could be a weak spot for me as well.
One time in junior college, I had a final test (tough subject) and the night before instead of studying I was hanging out at the strip club. I remember I got a 35% on the exam.
Several times, I was the last patron to leave (4 or 5 am), I'm in Miami and there's even one here open 24 hours a day.
One time I remember spending $600 in 1 hour. Another time, a friend of mine and I got called up on stage only to have 5 or 6 butt naked ladies rub on us with whip cream and strawberries and all kinds of crazy shite only to find out somebody called the wrong dudes on stage after the show (free one there for us). And just like this, I have dozens of stories through out.
So if you are single and no kids, have fun, control your spending, don't go the irresponsible way. It can get as bad as gambling. As someone here suggested, get a hobby where you might get tangible things in return. Or get a good pr0n subscription and go that route.
I haven't been to one of those places in years but they could be a weak spot for me as well.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:37 am to TheJackMan
If you want to swap it for another addiction use Afrin several times a day for a week. It’s not too expensive and is a son of a bitch to kick.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:39 am to TheJackMan
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For an extra $20 tonight one of my favorite strippers at the club gave me a BJ.
Can I get her name? That’s cheaper than my wife
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:40 am to TheJackMan
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I haven’t had much luck in the last 10 years in the dating scene. I never thought I needed love or a woman and now I realize how wrong I was.
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Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:46 am to TheJackMan
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Strip Clubs
Sad places where the worst of humanity congregates. I used to work in one. More losers in a strip club than in a casino.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:50 am to TheJackMan
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It’s becoming an addiction and soon enough I could see myself taking the next step and convincing a stripper to have sec or going the escort/call girl route.
Soooo, back to dating?
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:06 am to TheJackMan
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about six months ago started frequently strip clubs.
quote:So, you've been to a strip club 3 or 4 times and think you have an addiction?
I am now going almost every 2 months
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:19 am to TheJackMan
How are you addicted if you only go once every 2 months?
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:21 am to TheJackMan
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. And the strip club I go to in Tampa, we’ll let’s just say the women are okay with lots of touching and physically. For an extra $20 tonight one of my favorite strippers at the club gave me a BJ
I'm routinely getting play from smoke shows, and I'm here to tell you, you have me beat.
You have a relationship 1-2x a week, it costs you $100-200, and you get blowjobs...all is good in your world.
Things you don't deal with that I do...
Weird sexual habits (completely different list)
Grown arse male kids with addiction issues
Grown arse male kids in love with their moms (2 so far)
Hot 20 yo daughters that hit on you because they think it's cute
Ex-husbands that commit suicide because they still love their woman
4 hours of post-pussy clinching
Bitches falling in love
20-somethings with bad taste in music
20-somethings with weak grooming habits
Women that can't understand that you just want a few days to do whatever the frick you want to do...
So...you need to tell us this strip club.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:32 am to TheJackMan
Do people actually enjoy going to strip clubs other than the random bachelor party?
Going to the local strip club always seems so sad and depressing
Going to the local strip club always seems so sad and depressing
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:33 am to TheJackMan
Hey……..you could have a worse Addiction, just enjoy this one
Posted on 3/14/22 at 9:47 am to TheJackMan
How much you spend a month at strip clubs? How old are you?
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:09 am to TheJackMan
If you’re getting BJs I fail to see the issue. If you were married you’d be spending way more on her and getting no BJs
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:12 am to TheJackMan
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Your spelling is on point too, baw.
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:26 am to TheJackMan
Go to a strip club without any money in your wallet and see how your treated
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Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:31 am to TheJackMan
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But I am single and alone and about six months ago started frequently strip clubs.
I am now going almost every 2 months
So you’ve been to a strip club 3 times in 6 months and that’s an addiction?
Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:33 am to TheJackMan
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It’s becoming an addiction and soon enough I could see myself taking the next step and convincing a stripper to have sec or going the escort/call girl route.
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Posted on 3/14/22 at 10:40 am to TheJackMan
Make yourself stop going. Date within your league until you find a wife. Support her instead of buying the sad strippers
Posted on 3/14/22 at 11:04 am to TheJackMan
quote:Thats not a bad deal…assuming the STD is curable
For an extra $20 tonight one of my favorite strippers at the club gave me a BJ.
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