re: I’m finally buying a bidet

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I’ve got them installed on every toilet in my house.

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Excellent. I hope you’re up for some Q&A. Maybe you need to start an “Ask me anything” thread.

But give some feedback on this:

What about when grandma comes over? If I use the same location after she does, will that device spray some of grandma’s particles back into me? Or would it be best to use my sous vide torch to sanitize that fricker before getting her fecal secondaries or whatever happens if she decides to blast other nearby flaps of skin with that thing?

I like the idea of using a bidet, but there are some genuine concerns I have about SHARING a bidet.


Edited: I see there are other bidet enthusiasts here. You folks are also welcome to weigh in on this. I’m sure I’m not the only one with these concerns.