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Who's going to be wearing their jorts on Saturday?
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:04 am
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:04 am
In honor of this game i will wake and rise around 7am and in a ceremonious fashion, slide on my acid washed jorts and proceed to coach my son's 8 year old team and return home and get ready for the game while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:21 am to Tigersaint73
You can bet that tebow will be sporting his jorts and florida crocs
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:32 am to Tigersaint73
sorry, i cant help out. i dont own any jorts.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:33 am to rutiger
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sorry, i cant help out. i dont own any jorts.
Do you own CrazyWear? If so, it's a legit substitute.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:37 am to Hootie
Not me, but I will definitely have extra corndogs at the game. 
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:38 am to Hootie
I'll pass, but I think there's a Gator Jorts store on the UF campus for anyone who wants a souvenir.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:39 am to Gatorz03
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Not me, but I will definitely have extra corndogs at the game.
Dude, what section are you in? I'm there!!!
From Wikipedia:
Fans of Southeastern Conference and Big 12 Conference[citation needed] football teams often derisively mock the opposing team's fans for wearing jorts. Georgia fans have been credited as originating the criticism, and Florida fans tend to receive the most criticism. However, the derisive reference to jorts is used amongst the conference as a whole and is not limited to these two teams.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:40 am to Tigersaint73
I find it hilarious that the same people that think the corndog thing is stupid actually find the jorts joke to be pure comedy.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:44 am to Tigersaint73
do shants count?
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:45 am to reddman
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I find it hilarious that the same people that think the corndog thing is stupid actually find the jorts joke to be pure comedy.
Really? I find the alleged, unsubstantiated, isolated-at-best, self-serving corndog myth to be quite funny. Aren't I entitled, therefore, to make fun of actual fan fashion that you can see? No equality in your world, eh?
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:50 am to Hootie
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Really? I find the alleged, unsubstantiated, isolated-at-best, self-serving corndog myth to be quite funny. Aren't I entitled, therefore, to make fun of actual fan fashion that you can see? No equality in your world, eh?
Absolutely. They are equal in the fact that they are both fricking lame.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 10:53 am to reddman
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They are equal in the fact that they are both fricking lame
And the impact of this on your life is . . . . ..
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:25 pm to Hootie
I live in Louisiana and I see quite a lot of jorts over here.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:29 pm to Gatorz03
I love Jorts.
I was wearing jorts when I met my wife, and so was she.
My kids wear jorts.
My Mom wears jorts.
We buried my favorite Uncle in Jorts.
John F. Kennedy was wearing a jort prototype when he planned the Bay Of Pigs invasion.
I wore the first jort tuxedo in 1985. It was my crowning achievement.
They are utilitarian, they allow your legs to breathe like shorts should, yet you get the cool relaxed Fonziness that only jeans provide.
If I forget to wear my jorts, your wives and girlfriends often don't compliment the jortiness of my excellent 40 year old arse.
I was wearing jorts when I met my wife, and so was she.
My kids wear jorts.
My Mom wears jorts.
We buried my favorite Uncle in Jorts.
John F. Kennedy was wearing a jort prototype when he planned the Bay Of Pigs invasion.
I wore the first jort tuxedo in 1985. It was my crowning achievement.
They are utilitarian, they allow your legs to breathe like shorts should, yet you get the cool relaxed Fonziness that only jeans provide.
If I forget to wear my jorts, your wives and girlfriends often don't compliment the jortiness of my excellent 40 year old arse.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:30 pm to Tigersaint73
not a bad idea..i may hit up the thrift store tomorrow
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:32 pm to Tigersaint73
The last time I wore jorts was when Madonna was on her Blonde Ambition Tour.
Some fashions come and go and should never be seen again. Jorts are one of those fashions that should not be revisited.
Some fashions come and go and should never be seen again. Jorts are one of those fashions that should not be revisited.
This post was edited on 10/7/08 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:36 pm to los angeles tiger
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The last time I wore jorts onstage was when Madonna was on her Blonde Ambition Tour.
Yes , I remember ! It was just fab! looking up there on stage and seeing you do all those intricate dance moves, holding that fan...
It was just so aesthetically pleasing....
Love ya man.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:43 pm to Tigersaint73
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slide on my acid washed jorts and proceed to coach my son's 8 year old team
You are exceedingly cruel to your son.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:45 pm to panama city tigerfan
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do shants count?
Nope. The typical UF fan wears his jorts high and tight.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 2:00 pm to Tigersaint73
all the Florida white trash. 
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