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I’m not buying all the Helen Keller stuff

Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Jeb Busch Lite
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:16 pm
This isn’t discussed enough.

Blind and deaf, (imagine this for a minute. Close your eyes, cover your ears and try to do literally anything), she apparently graduated with a college degree, wrote 12 books, and founded several organizations.

1. How did she even know she was alive

2. If she did know she was alive, how did she know she was human

3. If she did know she was a human, how did she know what humans are?

These are just 3 basic existence questions. We are supposed to believe she was able to not only write, but write 12 books and graduate college? Anybody buying that?
Posted by TigerGman
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:16 pm to
I eat, therefore I be
Posted by Tigerbait357
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Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:17 pm to
How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

Answering the iron.
Posted by HotTakes
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:17 pm to
Flat earther too?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:17 pm to
You know why Helen Keller couldn’t drive?




Because she was a woman.
Posted by jdd48
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:17 pm to
Coming in with the hot take.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Close your eyes, cover your ears and try to do literally anything



You mean like thinking?
This post was edited on 1/17/22 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:18 pm to
Did you hear Helen Keller speaking in tongues?

My mistake, she was reading the stucco wall.
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:18 pm to
You do realize braille exists right?
Posted by Jeb Busch Lite
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:18 pm to
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Flat earther too?


No, but I think believing Helen Keller accomplished all that she apparently did is about as ridiculous as believing in a flat earth
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:18 pm to
She wasn’t born deaf and blind. It occurred after an illness at a young age.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted by RollTide1987
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Isn't it too early in the day to be smoking weed?
Posted by jchamil
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

1. How did she even know she was alive


Did you forget about the other 3 senses?
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:19 pm to
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her?

By rearranging the living room furniture.
Posted by Jeb Busch Lite
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:19 pm to
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You do realize braille exists right?


That would be a great thought if she was able to hear the people trying to teach her braille
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

You do realize braille exists right?



Who told her what her fingers going across the little bumps meant? How was that communicated?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:21 pm to
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That would be a great thought if she was able to hear the people trying to teach her braille


You obviously have no concept on what it’s like to be blind and deaf. Maybe you should just stop talking for a while, because you have the dumb part down.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/17/22 at 3:21 pm to
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You know why Helen Keller couldn’t drive?




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