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Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry’s speech at climate panel

Posted on 12/5/23 at 12:24 am
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 12:24 am
Not the Bee:

quote:

John Kerry might need to cut back on his own emissions.

The Biden Administration’s climate envoy was discussing US policy on coal power plants at the Climate Change Conference in Dubai on Sunday when Kerry may have unleashed a burst of wind energy.

The former secretary of state was speaking next to Becky Anderson, Managing Editor of CNN Abu Dhabi, and Fatih Birol, Executive director of the International Energy Agency, when a Bronx cheer suddenly erupted midsentence.

“There shouldn’t be any more coal-fired power plants permitted anywhere in the world,” Kerry began before launching into an anti-coal diatribe.

“I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis…”

Before Kerry can complete his thought, the crude sound of passing gas can be heard over the microphone. The crowd breaks into applause, apparently oblivious to the crude theatrics.

CNN’s Anderson — sitting to Kerry’s right and within striking distance of a potential bodily function — quickly jerks her head aside and inconspicuously places her hand to her mouth, possibly in the event of any stench permeating the climate panel.

Birol, the energy executive, simply nods his head and shuffles his eyes in rapt contemplation.

“And the reality is that the climate crisis and the health crisis are one and the same,” Kerry continued, unabated.

Larry O’Connor of Townhall Media said Kerry’s alleged flatulence was an embarrassment to the US.

“The biggest problem is, during this entire exchange, representing us, The United States of America, he ripped a fart out,” O’Connor said. “He let loose with flatulence on an international stage.

The pundit said the evidence was overwhelming and Kerry must answer for his actions.

“He should lose his job immediately,” he said. “John Kerry farted.”


LINK

Video of the fart
This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 12:26 am
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8122 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 12:52 am to
Did I really just spent 1 minute viewing that or even being part of this thread?

I thought I was searching for news... Weather or at least a deer camp report...
Posted by Texas Yarddog
Member since Apr 2018
2985 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 12:58 am to
Not sure how this is news...

Kerry is a known windbag and enjoys the smell of his own farts.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
25060 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 2:05 am to
Killing people on a daily basis. He's a botoxed girly man.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
60793 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 2:56 am to
quote:

I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis…
Says the man that flies in a private jet.
Posted by Torqued Pork
Malvern
Member since Sep 2020
3806 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 3:44 am to
Kerry is no Eric Swalwell.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5176 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:01 am to
quote:

Did I really just spent 1 minute viewing that or even being part of this thread?



You read the Thread header. What did you think it would be about?
This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 8:28 pm
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
36232 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:09 am to
I'm not clicking "video of the fart".

Biden let one rip while meeting the Royal Family. Most likely messed his pants when meeting the Pope too.



This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 5:11 am
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32870 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:20 am to
quote:

I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis


I'd love for John Kerry to try to get militant on me for driving a truck.
Posted by skidry
Member since Jul 2009
3451 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 5:52 am to
quote:

adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things


Wow!! this is big government activism in a nutshell. Climate, guns, woke, all of it.
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:38 am to
And they want us to believe cow farts are an issue.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
76962 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 6:42 am to
quote:

this is big government activism in a nutshell. Climate, guns, woke, all of it.


This^^

It's straight fear porn to try and gaslight the people into accepting a dictatorship.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
35040 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:00 am to
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Did I really just spent 1 minute viewing that or even being part of this thread?
Fart is in the thread title.
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
4207 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:03 am to
I’m so immature. Farts are so damn funny
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21280 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 7:51 am to
Where was Brandon?
Posted by RealityWinsOut
Member since Oct 2023
1454 posts
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Kerry continued, unabated.

I hear letting out farts unabated is a symptom of the gheys.
quote:

“I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis…”

What a coward. If it weren't for having the govt behind him hed get his arse beat for trying to "militant". Adults remember past climate hoaxes, so get over yourself you dbag. People don't care what a tool thinks about anything.
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