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You know you’re old when…
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:55 pm
You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:57 pm to Alyosha
When's the last time your gears were grinded
Posted on 5/25/23 at 5:58 pm to Alyosha
Halfway thru masturbating you just quit.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:00 pm to Alyosha
... when you find yourself in a 29 page thread arguing with a stranger about your property taxes.
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:01 pm to Alyosha
You’re excited about a boring weekend
My dad: you’re doorbell is asking to many questions
My dad: you’re doorbell is asking to many questions
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:03 pm to Alyosha
You can appreciate a good porch.
You begin enjoying bird-watching.
You begin enjoying bird-watching.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to Alyosha
Wife and I are off for 4 days, only kid still living at home is out of state. I asked her what she wanted to do tonight and she said "maybe cook on the grill"
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to Alyosha
You see a picture of some well know person and think man, he looks awful these days. Then you realize you're older than he is.
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:do you mean 'blown by an over the hill LLOTOT'?
When's the last time your gears were grinded
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:05 pm to Alyosha
You look forward to waking up for breakfast and coffee
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:06 pm to Alyosha
When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:09 pm to Alyosha
Finally taking a dump... And it is orgasmic...
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:09 pm to Alyosha
You’re watching a game and you see Joey Porter Jr, Marvin Harrison Jr, Asante Samuel Jr, etc
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:11 pm to Athis
young dickheads tell you to be careful of your back when lifting heavy shite.
I thought of another dumb one.
When you let someone in and they don't give a wave.
I thought of another dumb one.
When you let someone in and they don't give a wave.
This post was edited on 5/30/23 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:12 pm to JetsetNuggs
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You’re watching a game and you see Joey Porter Jr, Marvin Harrison Jr, Asante Samuel Jr, etc
I felt that way when Randy Moss & Karl Malone's kids were at LSU.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:15 pm to sqerty
I sneezed last night and it pulled a muscle in my back. My wife thought I was having a heart attack as she walked in the room and I was clinched up in pain on the couch.


Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:17 pm to Alyosha
When players in the NFL retire at your current age
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:21 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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When coaches in the NFL retire at your current age
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:23 pm to Alyosha
You know when you say “I’m too old for this“ when all you’re doing is bending over to put your tennis shoes on
Posted on 5/25/23 at 6:25 pm to Alyosha
You "sleep wrong" one night and you have a weird pain for months.
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