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The Byzantine empire was terrorized by a whale for over 50 years
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:01 am
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:01 am
“In the days of Justinian, ships around Constantinople were terrorized on & off for over 50 years by a whale whom locals called Porphyrios, presumably from the dark-wine color of its skin. One day it began to chase and eat some dolphins, but it ran aground in the mud & got stuck”
“The locals came out with axes and cut it into to pieces. Some of the locals began to eat it on the spot; while others took away their portion to cure (Prokopios). In Moby Dick, Herman Melville concludes that the whale in this story was a sperm whale (ch. 45)” -Anthony Kaldellis
Prokopios described the issues it caused: “the whale, which the residents of Byzantion (the city of Constantinople) called Porphyrios was caught. This whale had harassed Byzantion and it’s surroundings for over 50 years, but not continuously, for sometimes it would disappear”
“It sank many ships and terrified the passengers of many others, forcing them to make great detours from their course. The Emperor Justinian made it a priority to capture the beast, but he could find no way by which to accomplish this.”
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“The locals came out with axes and cut it into to pieces. Some of the locals began to eat it on the spot; while others took away their portion to cure (Prokopios). In Moby Dick, Herman Melville concludes that the whale in this story was a sperm whale (ch. 45)” -Anthony Kaldellis
Prokopios described the issues it caused: “the whale, which the residents of Byzantion (the city of Constantinople) called Porphyrios was caught. This whale had harassed Byzantion and it’s surroundings for over 50 years, but not continuously, for sometimes it would disappear”
“It sank many ships and terrified the passengers of many others, forcing them to make great detours from their course. The Emperor Justinian made it a priority to capture the beast, but he could find no way by which to accomplish this.”
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The fact it ate dolphins suggests probably an orca.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:04 am to hawgfaninc
That whale got murked.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:25 am to hawgfaninc
I, too, have been harassed by whales. Fortunately, I’ve always been able to evade them.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:35 am to hawgfaninc

Don’t really know about the whale terrorizing thing but…this shite would NEVER fuking work in the rain.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:38 am to hawgfaninc
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Some of the locals began to eat it on the spot; while others took away their portion to cure
I always took my whales home at night and in private but some baws have no shame.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:41 am to Z Cavaricci
I assume you are referring to recent orcas attacks off Greece
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:43 am to hawgfaninc
Whale, that really sucks
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:53 am to hawgfaninc
What are you blubbering about?
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