Is Ensminger the Jar Jar Binks of the LSU football program?

No, Ensminger is more like Admiral Akbar. He plays a roll, but he's far from the star, and everyone's totally cool with that. He's an important part of the team, but not the star of the show. Ensminger being named OC would be like Admiral Akbar getting his own stand-alone movie. That just seems like a trap (couldn't resist), and forcing a role player to shoulder a larger burden than he's due.