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Freeze: “Only Jesus Can Handle My Junk” & Other Highlights From Introduction Presser

Posted on 12/9/18 at 9:42 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/9/18 at 9:42 pm
Freeze: “Jesus Christ, he is the only one I’ve ever met who can handle my junk. If you know somebody else that can do that, I’d love to meet him.”

Ian McCaw: “What really has impressed us the most with him is he’s a man of great faith, a great family man, and he’s someone who really pours into his student-athletes.”

Freeze to Jerry Falwell Jr.: “There may be a great player in Australia and they probably have seen your face and now we can go recruit him.”

Freeze: “The next core value is integrity...I used to define integrity as doing the right thing. If that’s the sole definition of it, then none of us meet that standard...It’s about finishing well with great integrity.”





Posted by MissyTiger
Member since Nov 2018
538 posts
Posted on 12/9/18 at 9:49 pm to
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Ian McCaw




He was the AD at Baylor. Is anybody really looking for his moral or ethical take?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:00 am to
I'm proud of Freeze with this move


People who hate Christians pretend to stand on some pedestal here


Tim Tebow is another example: Is he authentic? Is he fake? I don't know. I assume he's authentic.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:25 am to
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Jesus Christ, he is the only one I’ve ever met who can handle my junk.


Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1545 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:42 am to
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Freeze to Jerry Falwell Jr.: “There may be a great player in Australia and they probably have seen your face and now we can go recruit him.”

This is quite a reach. I’m an American Christian and I have no idea what Jerry Falwell Jr. looks like.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:53 am to
How many threads is this site gonna have on this topic? Some of yall have low thresholds for what you think is hilarious.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
94889 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:17 pm to
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Some of yall have low thresholds for what you think is hilarious.
I am sorry, but I think calling someone who fricks hookers on the regular a great family man is hilarious


I also think calling someone who preaches about ethics and integrity non-stop, who is also fricking whores while married and cheating at his job a great Christian is also hilarious



I know one doesnt have to be perfect to be a good family man and christian, but it seems like "not fricking whores" is not too difficult of a threshold to reach
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45163 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:38 pm to
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How many threads is this site gonna have on this topic

As many as we fricking want.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20855 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:18 pm to
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Freeze: “The next core value is integrity...I used to define integrity as doing the right thing. If that’s the sole definition of it, then none of us meet that standard...It’s about finishing well with great integrity.”



Ummm no. That's not what integrity means. Integrity literally comes from the word "integer," meaning a whole unit, not a fraction. Someone with integrity is their whole self at all times, not someone who is two-faced, like Freeze.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 9:20 pm
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:56 pm to
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Freeze: “Jesus Christ, he is the only one I’ve ever met who can handle my junk. If you know somebody else that can do that, I’d love to meet him.”



Freezus fricking Christ.
Posted by NOSA
Member since Jan 2004
9612 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:15 pm to
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I'm proud of Freeze with this move 



Proud of him taking the only head coach job he could get?
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