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re: does anyone know any midgets?
Posted on 12/17/10 at 8:10 pm to Bunk Moreland
Posted on 12/17/10 at 8:10 pm to Bunk Moreland
midgets were once slaves?
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Posted on 12/17/10 at 8:58 pm to BilJ
and follow up....is it ok for fellow midgets to call each other midga?
This post was edited on 12/17/10 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 12/17/10 at 9:10 pm to BilJ
There is a tit bar in Sulpher just about a mile south of I 10. It has a white midget dancer and she is smoking. For a white midget I mean. She gave me a lap dance and stood on my knees.
Posted on 12/17/10 at 9:52 pm to Martini
Back when I was a cocktail waitress in BR, I once tried to hire some midgets to follow me around one Halloween (I was going to dress as Snow White). I didn't get any takers.
True, I offered to pay them with all-they-could-eat popcorn and free beer, but even that wasn't enough to tempt them...still, I offered a share of the tips. It would have been a kick arse costume if I'd pulled it off.
True, I offered to pay them with all-they-could-eat popcorn and free beer, but even that wasn't enough to tempt them...still, I offered a share of the tips. It would have been a kick arse costume if I'd pulled it off.
This post was edited on 12/17/10 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 12/17/10 at 9:59 pm to Martini
I was at a bachelor in North Myrtle beach once and Bridget the Migdet was headlinng at the Pink Pony and I remember on the flyer in the bathroom they were advertising she was 7 & 1/2 months pregnant.
Posted on 12/17/10 at 10:00 pm to rosiebean
quote:
True, I offered to pay them with all-they-could-eat popcorn and free beer, but even that wasn't enough to tempt them...still, I offered a share of the tips. It would have been a kick arse costume if I'd pulled it off.
sex would have done the trick...
Posted on 12/17/10 at 11:09 pm to ForeLSU
quote:
sex would have done the trick...
But seriously...I wasn't the type, but I could have hooked them up with a few coworkers...
Posted on 12/18/10 at 4:31 pm to BilJ
This one is always for hire....
Courtesy of LSUFreek
Posted on 12/18/10 at 7:56 pm to tigerfoot
quote:
I met Saban once, but he doesn't skip. For anyone, except Jimmy Sexton, and that is private.
Posted on 12/18/10 at 9:13 pm to BilJ
quote:Crap man. Where is your sensitivity? "Vertically challenged"
midgets
Posted on 12/18/10 at 9:16 pm to rosiebean
quote:Yeah - you probably should have pulled it off - the costume I mean
It would have been a kick arse costume if I'd pulled it off.
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:05 pm to BilJ
just dropped off 20 midgets on campus
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:16 pm to BilJ
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just dropped off 20 midgets on campus
BilJ, so you're out 2 grand? Will they roam in one pack or split up?
Are they dressed in Oompa Loompa costumes or like those in the Wizard of Oz?
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:21 pm to Missile
wizard of oz
I'm not sure of their formations I just gave them a case of red bull and let them loose. I hope no one gets bit
I'm not sure of their formations I just gave them a case of red bull and let them loose. I hope no one gets bit
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:21 pm to BilJ
You have a lot of time on your hands don't you? I have a feeling you never even played ball. That might be one of the more stupid post I have seen. Get a life.
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:23 pm to tcoachmc
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You have a lot of time on your hands don't you? I have a feeling you never even played ball. That might be one of the more stupid post I have seen. Get a life.
If people could get arrested for not having a sense of humor, I hope you get handcuffed first.
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:23 pm to BilJ
Maybe...
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:24 pm to tcoachmc
quote:
have a feeling you never even played ball. That might be one of the more stupid post I have seen. Get a life.
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:27 pm to fouldeliverer
Crowton needs to go, that is for sure, but grown men that get on here an say stupid shite like that, come on. Let Crowton go and let Miles hire the next guy. Some people act this is life or death stuff. The funny thing is most of the people that act like this shite is life or death probably never did anything themselves.
Posted on 1/12/11 at 12:28 pm to tcoachmc
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You have a lot of time on your hands don't you? I have a feeling you never even played ball. That might be one of the more stupid post I have seen. Get a life.
Gary?
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