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The “READ” bumper sticker. . .

Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:07 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 8:07 pm
Probably the second most cringe bumper sticker of all time, imo (Even more than Salt Life)

Question for those of you on here that are culprits:

WHY??!


Follow up Question: are you actually so delusional that we don’t see that you are virtue signaling, preening, and posing...instead of hoping your “READ!” decree will actually be obeyed ?
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:11 pm to
Can I get a list of things that aren't virtue signaling? Y'all claim damn near every opinion or display is virtue signaling. Calling something "virtue signaling" is the worst king of virtue signaling.
This post was edited on 6/12/21 at 8:14 am
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/11/21 at 9:44 pm to
He wiped the drool from his chin. Then blinked for the first time in 30 seconds

‘That was close’, he finally thought.

The second Pling! sound from his phone reminded him that he hadn’t read that text after the first Pling!

[Yo. Lebron got dis :lol emoticon: See U at B dubs]

He wiped more drool. Then thought of the sticker on the back of the Honda Element he had just almost rear ended....

And texted back

[Sorry dog. Aint tryna b down wit dat. Tonight, I gon READ!”

Then he drove off 10 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane. With a blinker on the whole way home

Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13446 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 7:25 am to
Show us on the doll where the bumper sticker offended you...
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 8:43 am to
Where does Coexist fall on this list?
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29118 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Where does Coexist fall on this list?


High
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155249 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 10:11 am to
I have Book It stickers all over my 2002 Prius
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Where does Coexist fall on this list?

I said in OP that "READ" was the second most cringe because "COEXIST" is at #1 by a mile.

The "READ" sticker like most bumper stickers is just people with shitty instincts thinking that they're impressing strangers. It's elevated to #2 though because of it being a command. Wagging a finger and barking orders at complete strangers demanding that they do an activity so that they can be as virtuous as the sticker owner is hilarious. And that is a fact.

"Coexist!", on the other hand, checks all the same boxes as "READ!", but what takes it into the stratosphere at #1 by light years is how shockingly ignorant the command is.
This post was edited on 6/12/21 at 11:41 am
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 4:30 pm to
I see a lot of "Be nice. You"re in Oregon" bumper stickers here.

Even though people are really friendly here, those bumper stickers still bug me when I see them.

Kinda ironic to be telling others to be nice while you're being bossy.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/12/21 at 5:39 pm to
We should do an experiment:

-everyone walk up to a group of strangers, put hands on hip while poking out lower lip, then yell “Read!”

-report back and tell us how it went
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 6:49 am to
I've still never seen one of these bumper stickers. On the other hand, my state isn't known for being able to read.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51869 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Follow up Question: are you actually so delusional that we don’t see that you are virtue signaling, preening, and posing...instead of hoping your “READ!” decree will actually be obeyed ?



Follow, Follow up question:

Do you realize that all bumper stickers are some kind of pathetic “signaling” or so you think things like references to 3:16 are some kind of exempt category?

Even super personal one like an epitaph for a loved one fall in this catagory.” EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW MUCH I CARE!”
This post was edited on 6/13/21 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Do you realize that all bumper stickers are some kind of pathetic “signaling”

I said exactly that in a separate post in this very thread.

Here’s a word of advice for you. READ!

Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51869 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 5:48 pm to
I did see it. But your feelings seem awfully specific when your complaints are broadly applicable. Briefly acknowledging it to attempt to side step the counter before revisiting the rage on a specific sticker doesn’t really change anything.
This post was edited on 6/13/21 at 7:22 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 5:56 pm to
You are a liar. Your nonsensical convoluted doublespeak fools no one

Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 6:26 pm to
He does have a point
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 6:44 pm to
No. I typed that that the sky is blue in a post in this very thread, and then she jumped in and wagged her finger at me lecturing “Oh yeah, well did you ever consider that the sky is blue.?”

Beyond that, this is the Book Board, An entirely appropriate place to mock the hilarity of the “READ!” sticker.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 6/13/21 at 8:07 pm to
Ya but you haven't really given any reason as to why read is worse than say a political bumper sticker.

You seem to be singling this one out of an ocean of terrible bumper stickers for tenuous at best reasoning.
Posted by selfgen
youngsville
Member since Aug 2006
1039 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 1:59 am to
And the schools are doing it too.Currently, I’m seeing a lot “my child read a million words” . I’m seeing such signs as that on front lawns in neighborhoods. And one school’s marquee was congratulating all of their “million word readers”. I don’t think it’s a good theme, to focus on the number of words a child has read. I can imagine kids speed reading through a book, just to increase their word count or whatever and maybe surpass another classmate, and possibly they don’t absorb the proper level of enjoyment or enrichment from the story they’re reading. It becomes all about reaching a number. ( and I haven’t seen the “Read” sticker here in Lafayette, but my liberal sister has the cringy “Coexist “ sticker on her car, plus a BLM yard sign that says “Hate has no home here”. Yeah, right. LOL. She hates Trump, hates conservatives, hates white guys.
This post was edited on 6/14/21 at 2:05 am
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 6/14/21 at 6:37 am to
That whole category of "my child is an honor student" type stuff is rough
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