Jefferson Dawg

It’s the year 2049 and former US President Donald J Trump has passes at the age of 103….

Arriving in Hell, Satan gives him the tour.

There’s three doors and he’s told he’ll have to make a choice

Door one opens, and there’s George Bush smashing a rock with a sledge hammer over and over until it breaks. As soon as the rock is pulverized another one appears. DJT is like, wtf man?

And so they go to the next door. It opens and Barack Hussein Obama is jumping off a diving board into a pool, climbing out, and jumping back in, over and over, for eternity . DJT is like, shite, my knees are jacked, no way

And so Satan opens the third door. And it’s Bill Clinton lying on a bed getting a blow job from Monica Lowensko . And Trump immediately tells Satan he’ll take the third door. I believe the exact quote is “”I’ll take the third door PLEASE MASTER”

And so the Devil agrees. Tells Monica she is released. And welcomes Trump right in

I’m definitely not “cool”. Nor do I ever want to be. But I really like music. And believe that it is supernatural

Look. I went down a deep rabbit hole recently listening to people that have died and come back to life. NDEs they call it. I mean, if what they say is true, you probably don’t want to re-live this episode on that side. Everyone dorks out here eventually (although maybe not this bad and specific) What if we plot-twist this deal and you and deeprig become e-bros by say page 11?

He apparently really likes jam bands that play 45 minute songs with nursery rhyme lyrics. Are you also into that gay genre? No offense intended. Just looking for common ground as a mediator . Or maybe you both hate the World Cup. I don’t know

Press the arrows!!!

That’s what IT wants

You’ll love the result

Why is that hard to understand


Why would you speed up? When finally being passed ?


You low iq caveman

It should be published in the newspaper

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…they go ALL !!!! Weeeee !


Never forget the people that went all in on that shite on here. The best thing that ever happened to them was that thread getting deleted

Some pretend it never happened. But it did

Remember 5 minutes ago in March when Trump was demanding Ulysses S Grant style unconditional surrender on Iran. And encouraging the Iranian people to rise up and overthrow their leaders. And GI Joe buffoon moron hegseth was talking about how dominant we are ???


Well. What an f’n way to celebrate 250 years from what The Founders intended than to sign a surrender document to Iran the week before. You can’t make it up

Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad he quit. (Because it never should of started) But fricking WOW!

And now CIA operator Tucker is having on Trump staff to try and apologize for Treason

Ha

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We need a World Cup thread

What’s your handicap ?

Can we get a brief on who on here is still defending the “maga” fraud?

Not talking about useless cavemen that drive 25 minutes at a time on I95 with their left blinker on in the left lane going 52 mph . Like the meansunnies of the world

Are any quality people accused of being alters still defending this shite?