Jefferson Dawg

1-5) Harvest Moon...

DBT might be the most obvious grifters in a world where the new buzzword of the second is "grifters". The pear-shaped loser Patterson Hood and his sidekick literally milked the Southern genre for decades right up until it was no longer lucrative and/or pc....and now their lyrics are literally ve...

[quote]Why golf is so great[/quote] I believe it goes back to some of ours ancestors. In the advanced civilizations long before the pyramids were built in the times that the gatekeeper archaeologists don’t want us to know about. It’s just such a simple and obvious game that there is no way they ...

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[img]https://i.imgur.com/OTPSwYg.jpg?2[/img] [i]Oh can't you seeeee.....[/i] [img]https://i.imgur.com/N334rss.jpg?2[/img] ***(this part is key. don't be scared) [i]You e-belong to me[/i] [img]https://i.imgur.com/whAfjgb.jpg?2...

[b]Tuning[/b]: E A D G B E [b]Capo[/b]: 1st fret [b]Chords[/b]: G Em C D Em [img]https://i.imgur.com/1SYTxpm.jpg?2[/img] [i]Every breath yoouuu take......[/i] [img]https://i.imgur.com/lMFB9jK.jpg?2[/img] [i]Every post you make...

On egg note, I think I jacked my upper lid up with all the 900 degree ribeye inferno cooks. I can’t get this thing lower than 250 now with the vents closed as much as possible ...

[quote]Who is downvoting all your posts[/quote] I dont like to say his name because it gives him a stalker boner when I give him the attention he yearns for Serial down votes are the equivalent of 1,000 upvotes anyway. I mean how many posters have downvote stalkers?:dunno: I win....

Nobody minds. The board is pretty much dead and RibOff faceplanted. We will take this thread over and rejuvenate it. On spring equinox ...

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yoe6vpu.jpg?3[/img] Deeprig, DOn't pay any attention to the all of the magic going on outside. It's not proof of any kind of creation or design or anything stupid like that. Spring just means that particles accidentally collided after a big explosion out of now...

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[img]https://i.imgur.com/vbqvKqV.jpg?1[/img] [b]SPRING EQUINOX 2021[/b] -March 20, 2021 -the sun directly over the equator -equal parts day. and equal parts night -the official beginning of SPring -aka...time for the first rack of the year -also found some pink eyes in back of fre...

-was in grocery store today -I saw where price of a rack of thin and shitty pork ribs was almost double what a rack of thin and shitty pork ribs was going for less than a year ago -oh geez -what happened? -probably climate change or racism...

Sweet! Just what we need... Another indoctrinated debt-slave with a useless degree that will have zero application to whatever job they are able to find someday if any go dogs...

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And you actually think that nobody cringes at the fact you google researched a retort ha ha Signs & wonders ...

Let’s get serious.. [i]I got an old grill And works just right. It can cook all day And cook all night I got an ole fat dog And she can snore just like a top I get the feelin ' i will miss it when she stops Stuff that works, stuff that holds up The kind of stuff you don’t hang on ...

[i]I wanted you to see em all I wished that you were there I looked across the room and saw you standing on the stair And when I caught your eye , I saw you break into a grin Old grills &fat dogs agaaaaiiiinnnnn[/i]...

[quote]bitemetechfans[/quote] I just discovered your intel. Please join us in the old grills &fat dogs disaster thread. We are starting a revolution and need fearless leaders like yourself ...

We need to get to work on lyrics to “Old grills & fat dawgs”. Things that perfect don’t just fall out of the e-sky everyday. In case you haven’t noticed I’m not married to the chorus either. It’s just a starting point. There’s room there for tweaks ...