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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:02 pm to
Posted by Antonio Moss
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:02 pm to
Does Jorah even make it out of Winds of Winter alive?
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:07 pm to
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Does Jorah even make it out of Winds of Winter alive?


I think so. I'd love for him to meet Jon and see his father's great sword at his side.
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:11 pm to
Do you think Jorah would be pissed at Jon for having his sword??
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Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:12 pm to
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Do you think Jorah would be pissed at Jon for having his sword??



Isn't the hilt different now?
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:43 pm to
The pommel was changed from a bear head to a wolf.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:47 pm to
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Isn't the hilt different now?


Maybe the very end of it, but still Ser Jorah certainly knows of every Valyrian Steel blade in the North and would know that was his.
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:48 pm to
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Do you think Jorah would be pissed at Jon for having his sword??


For sure. The fact that his father gave it to Ned Stark's son he'd see as being incredibly insulting.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:52 pm to
Not only Ned Stark's son, but Ned Stark's bastard son.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:03 pm to
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Not only Ned Stark's son, but Ned Stark's bastard

Ouch

Like he sold men into slavery, and then he, himself became a slave.
Posted by thatguy1892
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:06 pm to
Seriously, frick Jorah. Tries to tell Tyrion that he's done horrible things but never would kill his father.

1. Lord Mormont was a seemingly honorable person.
2. Lord Mormont basically took an oath of death so his son could find a wife and make more bears.
3. Jorah is the older man version of Sansa before she had shite happen to her. He still thinks that he can be some knight in shinning armor to a girl that he conspired against.

Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:07 pm to
GRRM seems to use the what goes around, comes around mantra in his books. No bad act goes unnoticed/unpunished. Joffrey, Tywin, the Mountain, The Tickler, etc. are all punished/die in their own weird ways. Jorah being a former slaver becomes a slave.
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:31 pm to
If he sticks to this, I can't wait to find out what happens to Ramsey.
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:35 pm to
Yeah, it's clear this tool who writes for the Telegraph hasn't read the books at all. I'm guessing this a-hole is going to proclaim himself a genius next week: LINK
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Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:40 pm to
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If he sticks to this, I can't wait to find out what happens to Ramsey.


I'm going with "Taken by the Others". It's the ultimate frick you horrible fate known in Westeros, and him being the first major character to suffer from this would be great.
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:48 pm to
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Taken by the Others".


That'll do.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:49 pm to
I want Ramsey to be stripped of his Bolton-hood and flayed.



juste deserts
This post was edited on 4/14/14 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:50 pm to
Eaten by Nymeria

ETA: someone significant has to get eaten by Nymeria... (Hoping for Littlefinger)
This post was edited on 4/14/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:51 pm to
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Eaten by Nymeria



Or even better...
Eaten by Arya
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:58 pm to
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I want Ramsey to be stripped of his Bolton-hood and flayed.



Ramsay would go simply cursing. I want him to scream like a two year old girl and fleeing for his life. I doubt anything he has inflicted can do that. A hoard of undead zombies could though.
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 8:59 pm to
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ETA: someone significant has to get eaten by Nymeria... (Hoping for Littlefinger)



I'm going with Black Walder.
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