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Tampa Bay's Strip Clubs Aren't Really Sweating Pandemic Super Bowl Weekend
© Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
The show must go on! Tampa Bay's famed strip clubs are ready to keep the ball in play during this weekend's Super Bowl LV, despite the current pandemic...
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Across Tampa Bay, owners of about 40 strip clubs are making preparations for what was supposed to be the biggest party of the year. They know how to handle Gasparilla crowds and fans during hockey, baseball and football seasons. They’re skilled at luring big-name acts, like the time [club owner Warren] Colazzo booked Stormy Daniels to “Make Thee Dollhouse Great Again” in 2018. Some have been known to whip up grand diversions whenever the nation’s eyes settle on Tampa, like when Tampa Gold Room and 2001 Odyssey installed private entrances to sneak politicians inside during the 2012 Republican National Convention.

But no one knows exactly what to expect for America’s first pandemic Super Bowl.
“We are scratching our heads,” said Don Kleinhans, president of 2001 Inc and owner of 2001 Odyssey. “You have an impossible task of guessing what size the crowd will be.” ...

“Three months before, you’d have the bands booked, the DJs booked, your catering arranged,” Kleinhans said.

Daily meetings have revolved around the same questions: How much inventory, stock and staffing do we need? What if no one comes? What if they do and we don’t have enough?

“The last thing you want to do is order a bunch of stuff and have it not happen,” he said. “You’re driving blind.” ...

“It’s fantastic to see that that’s a historic event with a hometown Super Bowl team,” he said. “But I think it’s going to greatly decrease the economic impact overall to Tampa Bay.” ...

Further down Dale Mabry, the famed Mons Venus plans to stay open 24 hours a day. Club owner Joe Redner said 50 to 60 dancers will work the night of the Super Bowl, compared to the usual 20 to 25.

Some competitors around town have installed machines to check temperatures or detect if someone is wearing a mask. ... Mons Venus now has hand-cleaning stations and UV lights in their air conditioning systems. All staff and visitors must mask up.
(Barstool Sports)
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They need those special aTm masks if you know what I mean.
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Mayor Vaughn from Jaws told me this is the biggest weekend of the year and those strip clubs will be open!
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Nothing catching covid and syphilis at the same time
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A lot of strippers are selling worn panties on abibids, which is way worse.
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“Wanna see me take it all off daddy?” “START WITH YOUR MASK WHORE!”
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"Cowgirl Up" and put on the spurs baby! LOL
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I bet the hookers that have poured in to town don't wear masks.
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The mayor and chief of police are staying on the local news, splaining and threatening, that the mask police will be out anywhere there is a party area. There is much crying and wringing of hands aboot masks.
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I hope the first thing they do is strip off that mask.
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