I read this over the holidays and I don't think it was discussed here.

LINK

It's a fascinating article about Hugh, sex parties and dog poop. It is loaded with juicy stuff...a must read.
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For Izabella, the Playboy Mansion was far from the glamorous pleasure palace she had imagined. ‘Each ­bedroom had mismatched, random pieces of furniture,’ she recalls in her autobiography Bunny Tales. ‘It was as if someone had gone to a charity shop and bought the basics for each room.
Interior decorating must not be high on Hugh's list...

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‘Although we all did our best to decorate our rooms and make them homely, the mattresses on our beds were ­disgusting — old, worn and stained. The sheets were past their best, too.
Hugh, ever heard of vinyl mattress covers?

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‘It looked great at first, but with two dogs (most of the girlfriends had pets that lived in their rooms — I had two pugs), butlers delivering food, dirty shoes and occasional spillages, the carpet was grey and stained in a matter of months.’

She adds: ‘But then Hef was used to dirty carpets. The one in his bedroom had not been changed for years, and things became significantly worse when Holly Madison moved into his room with him as Girlfriend No. 1 soon after I moved in, bringing her two dogs.

‘They weren’t house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning — if any of us visited Hef’s bedroom — we’d almost always end up standing in dog mess.
Stepping in dog poop is one of the most frustrating things.

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‘Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.’
I wonder if Hugh also peed on the curtains...

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‘There was no protection and no testing for sexually transmitted ­diseases,’ she says.

Izabella St James, it seems, was much more open about having a physical relationship with him.

‘I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not,’ she recalls. ‘But he just lay there like a dead fish.
maybe he was affected by the dog poop smell...

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At around midnight, according to St James, Hef would take his Viagra. ‘After that, he would constantly check his watch to make sure we left at the right time because if we didn’t, or the timing got messed up, he wouldn’t be able to perform later.
Serious question: why wouldn't he use Cialis?
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One of the Girls Next Door marathons showed outtakes of the girls in the house stepping in dog poop take after take after take
Reply130 months
My experience with many (but not all) hot young girls is that they are disgustingly dirty. They've never had to clean shite so they just ignore it.
Reply130 months
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But he just lay there like a dead fish.



Thats cause he already dead or near death. Somebody needs to call social services and turn in the gold diggin dirty whores who are abusing this old man. (I'm sure Hef wouldnt press charges though)
Reply130 months
didnt hef have some kind of thing with watching gay porn and/or sleeping with dudes back in his prime?

I bet hes got a Mr.Slave in the basement
Reply130 months
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It's a fascinating article about Hugh, sex parties and dog poop. It is loaded with juicy stuff...a must read


thanks for the link Chicken....I think I might go out and buy the book in the next day or so
Reply130 months
Basically whores are nasty and pimps are too.
Reply130 months
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All this does is make Hef more godlike.

This is proof that if you act like a real man, women will want to have sex with you.
Reply130 months
sounds depressing.
Reply130 months
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sounds depressing.

Sounds like my house. Without the naked women, drugs and booze. :wah:
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Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.


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But then Hef was used to dirty carpets
:yack: :lol:
Reply130 months
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But then Hef was used to dirty carpets

:yack::lol:

i'm glad i'm not the only one who caught that little gem as well.
130 months
frick those bitches. if they want a free place to live and party with rockstars they should deal with it.
Reply130 months
Girl gets paid to take off her clothes and then is ranting abotu it. :lol:

HOnestly, with a house full of parties, dumb women, and booze, did you expect it to be really clean?
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frick those bitches. if they want a free place to live and party with rockstars they should deal with it.



i got the same feeling from the article. sounds like the st. james chick just wanted hef to hand over a grand a week plus room and board without having to do shite or abide by his rules. hef may be a creepy bastard but he's paying those girls for a reason. you have to be a snotty bitch to complain about the free shite you are getting.
130 months
i always thought Hef's room looked nasty when they showed it on girls next door.


same with holly and the other girls rooms too.


that placed just looked run down and dirty
Reply130 months
fricking guy is a genius
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fricking guy is a genius
How many 84-year olds are still having sex?
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