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I read this over the holidays and I don't think it was discussed here.

LINK

It's a fascinating article about Hugh, sex parties and dog poop. It is loaded with juicy stuff...a must read.
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For Izabella, the Playboy Mansion was far from the glamorous pleasure palace she had imagined. ‘Each ­bedroom had mismatched, random pieces of furniture,’ she recalls in her autobiography Bunny Tales. ‘It was as if someone had gone to a charity shop and bought the basics for each room.
Interior decorating must not be high on Hugh's list...

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‘Although we all did our best to decorate our rooms and make them homely, the mattresses on our beds were ­disgusting — old, worn and stained. The sheets were past their best, too.
Hugh, ever heard of vinyl mattress covers?

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‘It looked great at first, but with two dogs (most of the girlfriends had pets that lived in their rooms — I had two pugs), butlers delivering food, dirty shoes and occasional spillages, the carpet was grey and stained in a matter of months.’

She adds: ‘But then Hef was used to dirty carpets. The one in his bedroom had not been changed for years, and things became significantly worse when Holly Madison moved into his room with him as Girlfriend No. 1 soon after I moved in, bringing her two dogs.

‘They weren’t house-trained and would just do their business on the bedroom carpet. Late at night, or in the early hours of the morning — if any of us visited Hef’s bedroom — we’d almost always end up standing in dog mess.
Stepping in dog poop is one of the most frustrating things.

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‘Everything in the Mansion felt old and stale, and Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.’
I wonder if Hugh also peed on the curtains...

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‘There was no protection and no testing for sexually transmitted ­diseases,’ she says.

Izabella St James, it seems, was much more open about having a physical relationship with him.

‘I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not,’ she recalls. ‘But he just lay there like a dead fish.
maybe he was affected by the dog poop smell...

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At around midnight, according to St James, Hef would take his Viagra. ‘After that, he would constantly check his watch to make sure we left at the right time because if we didn’t, or the timing got messed up, he wouldn’t be able to perform later.
Serious question: why wouldn't he use Cialis?
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LSUGradATL161 months
One of the Girls Next Door marathons showed outtakes of the girls in the house stepping in dog poop take after take after take
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Tiger in NY161 months
My experience with many (but not all) hot young girls is that they are disgustingly dirty. They've never had to clean shite so they just ignore it.
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MoreOrLes161 months
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But he just lay there like a dead fish.



Thats cause he already dead or near death. Somebody needs to call social services and turn in the gold diggin dirty whores who are abusing this old man. (I'm sure Hef wouldnt press charges though)
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didnt hef have some kind of thing with watching gay porn and/or sleeping with dudes back in his prime?

I bet hes got a Mr.Slave in the basement
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beans161 months
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It's a fascinating article about Hugh, sex parties and dog poop. It is loaded with juicy stuff...a must read


thanks for the link Chicken....I think I might go out and buy the book in the next day or so
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Placebeaux161 months
Basically whores are nasty and pimps are too.
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xiv161 months
All this does is make Hef more godlike.

This is proof that if you act like a real man, women will want to have sex with you.
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LittleSpoon161 months
sounds depressing.
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TigerPanzer161 months
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sounds depressing.

Sounds like my house. Without the naked women, drugs and booze. :wah:
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White Shadeaux161 months
So....to sum up:

Bitches be crazy.
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TommyCheeseballs161 months
"According to them, it disguises a grubby world where some girls feel they are no ­better than prostitutes"

Those girls are dumber than I thought. Isn't it common knowledge that they're basically just whores and not some big secret?

"Freedom of a kind came on Wednesdays and Fridays, the official nights out, which were the prelude to the twice-weekly sex parties in Hefner’s bedroom."

The implication that the girls were somehow imprisoned at the mansion is a bit much. You're free to go out and get a real job whores.

"Beforehand, all the girls were told to take a bath. ‘I got in, then another girl appeared from nowhere and jumped in with me,’ recalls Spaulding. ‘Then Hef stepped around the corner and took a photo of us naked in the bath together before disappearing. It was all very strange."

Yes, completely bizarre. Who could have seen that coming.
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GermanKnucklecakes161 months
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Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding a powerful whiff of urine to the general scent of decay.


Image Link
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Tommy Patel161 months
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But then Hef was used to dirty carpets
:yack: :lol:
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LSUgirl4161 months
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But then Hef was used to dirty carpets

:yack::lol:

i'm glad i'm not the only one who caught that little gem as well.
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I Love Bama161 months
frick those bitches. if they want a free place to live and party with rockstars they should deal with it.
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Duckie161 months
Girl gets paid to take off her clothes and then is ranting abotu it. :lol:

HOnestly, with a house full of parties, dumb women, and booze, did you expect it to be really clean?
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Chicken161 months
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HOnestly, with a house full of parties, dumb women, and booze, did you expect it to be really clean?
how much does new carpet cost? Can anyone estimate the cost to re-carpet the Playboy mansion?
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Placebeaux161 months
about 600 a room I would guess is a good average but its california so add 15%
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TexasTiger05161 months
i always thought Hef's room looked nasty when they showed it on girls next door.


same with holly and the other girls rooms too.


that placed just looked run down and dirty
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The Mick161 months
fricking guy is a genius
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Chicken161 months
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fricking guy is a genius
How many 84-year olds are still having sex?
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Tiger Ryno161 months
whores complaining because they were treated like whores? how is this news? nobody put a gun to their head
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RBWilliams8161 months
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quote: fricking guy is a genius How many 84-year olds are still having sex?


I'm sure there are quite a few. . .





But not with OT 9's on the reg :bow:
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