Zion Williamson Entering His 6th Season: 'I Haven't Felt Like This Since College'

Game 4 ankle injury incoming. Can I bet him playing in under 40 games?

So what we talking 35 games give or take?

A good businessman would have sent this bum down the road 5 years ago. Does having an NBA franchise print so much money that people don't care how much they lose on an individual? I bet he makes it to game 7 before he gets a boo boo that lasts until next offseason.

Contract year?

YAWN

Trade him now!!!

Great. Now trade him for a first round pick

Did he get his fat arse in shape this offseason?

Okay campers, rise and shine! And don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there today

It’s your own fault, you fat tub of goo. Preseason training is not raw-dogging fat OF whores.

Zion “Ben Simmons” Williamson

Bum.

NOLA has been excited about ZION for the previous 5 season... he'll checkout after a few games!

Bust

Over/Under on number of games he plays before he is hurt? And Over/Under on how many games he will actually play?

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