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Yup, you read that correctly...

An Ole Miss student was arrested this week after he ate a goldfish inside an LSU dorm more than two years ago during the LSU-Ole Miss game on campus in 2016.

Here are the wild details, according to WBRZ:
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According to an arrest warrant obtained by LSU police in 2016, the victim allowed her ex-boyfriend and two of his friends to stay at her dorm in Blake Hall on the weekend of the LSU-Ole Miss football game.

When the victim returned to her room after the game on Oct. 22, she allowed one of the men, Maxwell Taffin, inside to retrieve his belongings. As Taffin exited the room, he remarked to the victim that she should "check your fish tank" before hurrying out the door.

When the woman checked the tank, she noticed her pet fish was missing. She later showed police a photo she received from Taffin's phone following the encounter which showed feces in a toilet accompanied by the text "found your fish".
Super weird...

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Spankum61 months
We really gonna arrest someone two years after he allegedly ate a goldfish?...I think our judicial system could probably be used more wisely than this.
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TDFreak61 months
Book it. This kid will receive a harsher sentence for eating an LSU goldfish than the Bama fan who tea-bagged the LSU student on 1-9-12.
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LSUsince7461 months
Is that Jim McElwain's son?
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JackieTreehorn61 months
Definitely posts on the sec rant.
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DecadePlusLurker61 months
100%
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MasonTiger61 months
Typical landshark.
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Cadello61 months
Something sounds fishy here.
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SomeLSUguy61 months
A) the guy looks like an Ole Miss fan. B) He looks like the type of guy that would take photo's of his poo...
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sonuvapitcher61 months
Dude needs to fry.
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fr33manator61 months
One fish, Chew fish, Dead fish, Poo fish
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BrushyCreekCajun61 months
Not enough UPVOTES for this comment.
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alumni9561 months
Literal LOL... nicely played sir
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MasonTiger61 months
LMAO
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AustinKnight61 months
God damn mad men on the street in BR now we got this holding up operation. Got it makes sense Louisiana
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CanebreakCajun61 months
Ummmm what's the statute of limitations on that?
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Flashback61 months
Its 4 years. It was a felony.
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rattlebucket61 months
How could she prove it? He never outright said he did it. Couldve been one of the other guys. Sounds fishy.
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GoldenGuy61 months
She received the photo from his phone. But I doubt you’ll read this if you didn’t even read the story.
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rattlebucket61 months
GoldenG, it was a pic of poop. Thats not evidence. Also, did YOU fully read my post? Remove the scales from your eyes. Your sarcasm meter is broken. However there is no way for her to prove he really took the fish.
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Flashback61 months
He admitted it, Matlock.
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1961 months
That was shitty
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