Brooks Koepka's Wife Jena Sims Checks In From The U.S. Open

Skeletal is not hot

can someone please get this bag of coathangers a fricking sandwich.... the sad part is, she REALLY thinks she's hottest thing going, and she's really, REALLY not

She’s gotten too skinny…

I like some curves on a female, always have.
Not looking to hug up on some chopsticks, and a ribcage.

Who cares?

Her arms are the same size as her thighs. No bueno...

She can go kick rocks. Nice theme music. Christ.