So The Tortoise & Hare Finally Raced, And Well...

Test the tortoise for PEDs.

That turned out exactly like the fable. The hare jumped out to the lead and decided to take a nap thinking he had plenty of time. But the tortoise came through because slow and steady won the race.

Rekt

Tortoise just wanted it more.

Did the tortoise have a thin asian stache?? Ha

Tortoise has a high motor.

Steady Eddie wins the race.

First in last out; high motor guy; brings his lunch pail to work; gym rat....

& then they made turtle & rabbit stew...