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Well, after hundreds of years of speculation on who would win in a race between the tortoise and the hare, we have an answer. The two raced this week and well...



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& then they made turtle & rabbit stew...
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First in last out; high motor guy; brings his lunch pail to work; gym rat....
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Steady Eddie wins the race.
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Tortoise has a high motor.
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Did the tortoise have a thin asian stache?? Ha
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Tortoise just wanted it more.
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Rekt
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That turned out exactly like the fable. The hare jumped out to the lead and decided to take a nap thinking he had plenty of time. But the tortoise came through because slow and steady won the race.
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Grim
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Yeah no shite moron
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Test the tortoise for PEDs.
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