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Head Coach, University of Tennessee (Neyland Stadium)

Date: 2012-12-05, 9:31PM EST
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Head Coach Football, University of Tennessee

The Head Coach of Football is responsible for initiating various aspects of the Football program, such as recruiting 2* and 3* players, training them from time to time, and attempting to not break NCAA rules, especially while on ESPN cameras (Looking at you, LK). The Head Coach of Football is required to abide by the rules and regulations established the NCAA, unless he holds a bbq at his house, in which case that never happened and you've never seen that player before if anyone asks. This is a full time, twelve-month position for most. That said, if you have won a national title in any sport at any time, you can work part-time, six months a year, while eating bonbons, for at least eight years after said title.

Essential Responsibilities:
• Reduce number of player arrests by 10 percent.
• Generate additional funds for support of the program. Or, not. That's what our academics programs are for. #AmIRight
• Schedule games, preferably with directional schools.
• Represent UT and the football program in a professional manner .. or, just represent us period. It's been so long since we've had a coach.

Education/Experience
No education required. Also, no real coaching experience required. Heck, if you can prove to me you've called plays for a bikini football league or that dog Super Bowl, I will offer you the job.

And, best of all, we will pay you: LINK

Seriously, we've offered this to like ten people already, someone's gotta not turn us down. Please apply!

-DH
Location: Neyland Stadium
Compensation: We will pay you: LINK
Telecommuting is ok.
This is at a non-profit organization.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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LINK

A look at offensive coordinator contracts in the SEC


With Missouri offensive coordinator David Yost resigning yesterday, Dave Matter of the Columbia Daily Tribune, took a look at the salaries of offensive coordinators from around the SEC to see where Yost ranked among current play callers, and what kind of contract Mizzou may have to pony up to get a the right guy on board.

Yost's salary ranked eighth out of 13 SEC offensive coordinators last season, making $354,750.

Here's how the rest of the league's coordinators and co-coordinators stack up in terms of contracts and salaries, according to USAToday.com's salary database.

Doug Nussmeier, Alabama: $590,000 three years
Jim Chaney, Tennessee: $550,000 three years
Greg Studrawa, LSU: $500,000 three years
Scot Loeffler, Auburn: $500,000 two years
Brent Pease, Florida: $490,000 three years
Paul Petrino, Arkansas: $475,000 one year
Kliff Kingsbury, Texas A&M: $400,000 three years
Randy Sanders, Kentucky: $338,000 two years
Mike Bobo, Georgia: $335,00 one year
Matt Luke, Ole Miss (co-coordinator): $285,000 three years
Les Koenning, Mississippi State: $275,000 two years
Dan Werner, Ole Miss (co-coordinator): $231,667 two years

Looks like Spike Dudley

Nick Holt will be there next def coord

Jesus should be Lou Holtz..

Jesus should be Lou Holtz..

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