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Do you think I care they didnt wait until AFTER my last day?
I just got paid $6 million dollars to NOT work and Jamarcus Russell just dropped off 3 cases of purple drank!


Who is this firm they hired? They must work cheap because I legally stole so much money out of Ole Miss's piggy bank.
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Why didnt they call super agent Jimmy Sexton? Maybe because he got me hired there! Me and Jimmy laugh about that all day. Jimmy planted that rumor about Nick Satan telling LSU that I am the best game day coach in the SEC and other bs... I might be the best game day cheerleader who is a head coach.


Doesnt the AD have something to do with who the head coach will be? Wait a minute... they fired the AD along with me but he didnt get a supersized buyout and didnt deserve it. His 'guidance' the past 13 years (or so) is why OM is where it is... firing David Cutliffe... that was dumber than hiring me.


I laughed hysterically at the Prez's and admin jokes and sucked up to everyone. Played more golf and drank with big boosters who wanted their ego's stroked for moola and support. Who had time to coach or recruit? I lasted a long time at Arkansas with that forumla. 4 years this time.

I think others have figured out my pastor speeches and giggitiy giggity groove con job and busted me.

OM prez and admin's hate me so much that they posted my job publically online and hired a search firm before my last game with an archrival. and I just dont care. you know why?

I just got paid $6 million to not work! That is more than you ham and egger's (WWF Bobby Heenan reference) will make in lifetime.

Do you think I care about LSU curbing stomping us on a national espn game? No. Am counting money and sipping purple drank.

So how is your life going?


You will miss me when I am gone.

Big Daddy Nuttz!

Lou

You are an enlighted, educated football fan. Most importantly... eveything you have said is accurate and true.

Being a insecure, con man head coach, I spend most of my time not scheming plays... but scheming sabotage upon those who could do better than me or who might make me look wrong or bad.

Untold time is taken laughing at admin and AD jokes and entertaining boosters with my 'giggity giggity' routine.

Ex. I had Gus Malzahn, Mitch Mustain and Damien williams, too.
Damien was a high round draft pick and I think is starting for the Titans.
Gus... you know his story.
Mitch had talent but I broke his will to live (arrested selling adderall to undercover).


much more on this later... gotta run. Jamarcus Russell is at my door with 3 cases of purple drank and his 'bodyguards'. I gotta sit around and hear the Al Davis stories and tell him about the way i screwed with everybody and i gotta dig up cash. Hope i dont get robbed.

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he is an EXCELLENT gameday coach...he just cant recruit or manage a program to save his damn life. i wouldnt like to see him as an OC against a regular LSU opponent


I actually agree with this. He is the classic man who did not know his limitations.

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All of this is very correct.

I know my limitations. I am a great gameday OC.

The problem is that great OC's get paid a fraction of what insecure, toxic, poisonous personalitied SEC Head Coaches get paid.

Example: Ole Miss just paid me $6,000,000 NOT to work and go away. That is more than you will make in a lifetime of hard work. I had a great day... how was yours?

Called the bank and the check has cleared.

Called my superagent Jimmy Sexton and we are both laughing at the legal robbery.

I am the 15th highest paid coach in college football with a soon to be 2-10 season. And 2 cotton bowl victories when I took a loser team that Ed Orgeron left me and made it a 10+ win seasons.

I know my limitations but didnt care. Just wanted mega money and to be on tv so I can hear myself talk.


You will miss me when I am gone.

Houston Nuttz checking in on this subject.

My $6,000,000 buyout check to NOT work has cleared the bank so now I can go 'Big Daddy Nuttz' with all that money. Feeling like Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies with millions of dollars ready to get my giggity giggity going.

I have sabotaged two football programs... Arkansas and Ole Miss. More detail at my new tweeter I am still learning how to use LINK

Am not done sabotaging Ole Miss.

1. I suspended the starting QB and RB because they tried to play hard in a couple of games this season and wanted to reward them for their effort with suspensions for the LSU game. They dont deserve to be crippled for life in a game we have no hope of even competing in. Both thanked me.

2. In the current Ole Miss football world (which I am responsible for creating) La Tech = LSU. If we cant beat La Tech, LSU will curb stomp us.

3. Will fill the Ole Miss water bottles and igloos with 'purple drank' to lessen the effects of the coming LSU curb stomping. I tweeted my order to Jamarcus Russell and he delivered to the Ole Miss trainers today.

4. Wish the game was in Tiger Stadium cause we would have a great half time show. Would have Mike the Tiger cage pulled to midfield and push into the cage the Ankbar Rebel Brown Bear mascot (or whatever the crap it is) and we could all enjoy watching a Bengal Tiger fight a Brown Bear mascot. Not much of a fight but it would be 10,000 times better than any boring marching band.

5. Coaching my awful team is pointless so I am up all night tweeting my thoughts and enjoying my purple drank. LINK

See you Saturday! You will miss me if Mike Leach takes the Ole Miss job!

Big Daddy Nuttz