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Do you think I care they didnt wait until AFTER my last day?
I just got paid $6 million dollars to NOT work and Jamarcus Russell just dropped off 3 cases of purple drank!

Who is this firm they hired? They must work cheap because I legally stole so much money out of Ole Miss's piggy bank.
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Why didnt they call super agent Jimmy Sexton? Maybe because he got me hired there! Me and Jimmy laugh about that all day. Jimmy planted that rumor about Nick Satan telling LSU that I am the best game day coach in the SEC and other bs... I might be the best game day cheerleader who is a head coach.

Doesnt the AD have something to do with who the head coach will be? Wait a minute... they fired the AD along with me but he didnt get a supersized buyout and didnt deserve it. His 'guidance' the past 13 years (or so) is why OM is where it is... firing David Cutliffe... that was dumber than hiring me.

I laughed hysterically at the Prez's and admin jokes and sucked up to everyone. Played more golf and drank with big boosters who wanted their ego's stroked for moola and support. Who had time to coach or recruit? I lasted a long time at Arkansas with that forumla. 4 years this time.

I think others have figured out my pastor speeches and giggitiy giggity groove con job and busted me.

OM prez and admin's hate me so much that they posted my job publically online and hired a search firm before my last game with an archrival. and I just dont care. you know why?

I just got paid $6 million to not work! That is more than you ham and egger's (WWF Bobby Heenan reference) will make in lifetime.

Do you think I care about LSU curbing stomping us on a national espn game? No. Am counting money and sipping purple drank.

So how is your life going?

You will miss me when I am gone.

Big Daddy Nuttz!