Garlicsauce

I’m gonna need you to take about 40-45% off her there.
1. Bama and Lane didn’t exactly end on good terms back in the day and their big money boosters definitely remember that. Lane also remembers that and likely doesn’t have any love for them at the moment. That’s not even considering all the recent drama, which I’m sure Bama wants no part of. The only way I could see mutual interest there is if he has a NC or two under his belt and Bama somehow offers more money than LSU will match.
2. Lane is a crazy drama queen (part of what makes him so entertaining) but even he isn’t crazy enough to further wreck his reputation like that. This move to BR has done enough.
3. The thought of him going to Michigan is so crazy a 1950s doctor would suggest you get electro shock therapy.

Sort yourself out instead of acting like a scared little baby. Even if he did leave, it’s not worth getting so excited

A psychotic break will make people do crazy shite without thinking about it. Even he probably doesn't know what he was thinking doing all that

I know it's extremely unlikely but if there's one thing I love about CFB it's that anything can happen. Plus Tulane somehow pulling the W out their asses would be the funniest outcome imaginable

Just imagine how sweet it would be for ULM to have a great 5-7 year then somehow luck their way to a NC

He can be an unofficial mascot like Lane’s dog. Would probably bark for him and everything if it meant he got a paycheck

Kill yourself ****

Holy frick you’re extra retarded. It’s a joke of the phrase “even the blind squirrel finds a nut”, implying that a guy who generally fricked up a lot did something right. If you still can’t comprehend that then you need serious help.

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it’s literally mathematically more difficult to miss a bowl game than it is to make one

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Makes being a ULM fan hurt even more lmao

I know it's a lot of great memories and fun for the players though. For most of the seniors, it's the last time they'll play competitively.

Even a blind nut finds a squirrel every now and then

Didn't the requirement for bowl eligible used to be 7-5 or am I crazy?