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He can be an unofficial mascot like Lane’s dog. Would probably bark for him and everything if it meant he got a paycheck
It means we're going to need National Guard at the game in 2027 to keep the savages from MS in line. Hopefully it turns into an actual war and we end up with less of these pieces of shite in the world
Starting to look like Penn State might run out of options
Holy frick you’re extra retarded. It’s a joke of the phrase “even the blind squirrel finds a nut”, implying that a guy who generally fricked up a lot did something right. If you still can’t comprehend that then you need serious help.
Brother what the hell are you talking about. I literally implied it wasn't a bad thing. I think it's time to replace the stick up your arse with a regular cock. Might make you chill out a bit

re: Bowl Game?

Posted by Garlicsauce on 12/4/25 at 7:27 pm to
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it’s literally mathematically more difficult to miss a bowl game than it is to make one

Makes being a ULM fan hurt even more lmao

I know it's a lot of great memories and fun for the players though. For most of the seniors, it's the last time they'll play competitively.

re: Bowl Game?

Posted by Garlicsauce on 12/4/25 at 4:16 pm to
Didn't the requirement for bowl eligible used to be 7-5 or am I crazy?
Honestly, wouldn’t take a kid. These people are insane and I’ve seen a TON of them threatening violence to LSU fans at the game next year. Police in Oxford aren’t likely to be of any help either
Only thing I’ve seen is these “Lanestein files” that just amounts to an adult man messaging and flirting with adult women on social media. He’s not married so he’s not cheating on anyone. At worst he’s a horn dog but LSU isn’t BYU or Liberty with their weird sex rules so I don’t think there’s really anything there
Now when they lose, they’re going to say Weis sabotaged them
I think that would be the single most entertaining thing to ever happen in College Football from a drama standpoint
Someone needs to put a bug in the Governor’s ear that we need legislation that heavily incentivizes players to stay in state after HS. He’s crazy enough to do it
He would definitely be entertaining to have around but I feel like having him on the coaching staff might get awkward depending on how close him and Kiffin are, which I guess is pretty close if Kiffin actually called him as they were driving by the stadium. I could see him doing well in recruiting for sure, particularly with in state players.
Saw some OM fans on Twitter try to frame it as he “abandoned” Juice in Oxford but it sees like the whole time he was actually owned by the kennel (that I guess bred him idk how dog business works) and was more like a mascot OM used for PR. I’m sure if we wanted to do something similar we could get a Catahoula for him but tbh having a live Tiger on campus is badass enough
I wonder if how much he got clowned for those videos is part of what made him check out. He finally tries (poorly) to be a likable exciting coach but just ends up getting mocked for it. Would probably put a dent in most people’s self esteem
BK would probably be a better fit there culturally. Doubt they’d really accomplish much though. Wouldn’t that also get LSU off the hook for his buyout? Thought there was something about the buyout being reduced by how much he earns and market rate for that job would probably be more than what he’s owed a year

Remember when this image of Coach O came out and the general reaction was just like “hey good for him”