Garlicsauce

I know it's extremely unlikely but if there's one thing I love about CFB it's that anything can happen. Plus Tulane somehow pulling the W out their asses would be the funniest outcome imaginable

Just imagine how sweet it would be for ULM to have a great 5-7 year then somehow luck their way to a NC

He can be an unofficial mascot like Lane’s dog. Would probably bark for him and everything if it meant he got a paycheck

Kill yourself ****

Holy frick you’re extra retarded. It’s a joke of the phrase “even the blind squirrel finds a nut”, implying that a guy who generally fricked up a lot did something right. If you still can’t comprehend that then you need serious help.

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it’s literally mathematically more difficult to miss a bowl game than it is to make one

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Makes being a ULM fan hurt even more lmao

I know it's a lot of great memories and fun for the players though. For most of the seniors, it's the last time they'll play competitively.

Even a blind nut finds a squirrel every now and then

Didn't the requirement for bowl eligible used to be 7-5 or am I crazy?

Only thing I’ve seen is these “Lanestein files” that just amounts to an adult man messaging and flirting with adult women on social media. He’s not married so he’s not cheating on anyone. At worst he’s a horn dog but LSU isn’t BYU or Liberty with their weird sex rules so I don’t think there’s really anything there

I think that would be the single most entertaining thing to ever happen in College Football from a drama standpoint

He would definitely be entertaining to have around but I feel like having him on the coaching staff might get awkward depending on how close him and Kiffin are, which I guess is pretty close if Kiffin actually called him as they were driving by the stadium. I could see him doing well in recruiting for sure, particularly with in state players.