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re: 7 Ways to Sneak Booze Into Tiger Stadium
Posted by GG on 7/16/09 at 10:54 am to TopWaterTiger
for the bamma game several years ago.... we snuck in a 6-pack and 2 fifths of JD
re: announcer sucks
Posted by GG on 6/13/09 at 8:46 pm to Drunken Clams
keep screw n up Mahtook 2!!!
:pimp: :geauxtigers: :cheers:
thanks also looking for idea designs
Copyright ?
Posted by GG on 4/19/09 at 2:09 pm
We are designing phone skins for the iPhone and other phones and were wondering if the tiger eye Fleur de lis is copyrighted. Would like to use that for one of our skin designs.
does the "SB" under the date mean Son a a Bitch? :lol:
re: looking for
Posted by GG on 1/24/09 at 8:02 am to LSU Tigershark
thanks!!!!!!!!!!
looking for
Posted by GG on 1/21/09 at 12:24 am
the pic with jordan jefferson as our new hero or something like that
What about the one when Mike is going through the swamp and you see torn up SEC jerseys and helmets thrown everywhere and then about 4 or 5 defensive guys rise up out of the water? Been looking for that one!
re: If both are undefeated ( LSU -Bama )
Posted by GG on 9/28/08 at 11:20 am to Ponchy Tiger
right now i gotta a buddy who needs money and he has 6 tix to the ole piss and bamma game he is selling for $100 a piece!!!
LSU 's got "The Secret" according to Fox Sports
Posted by GG on 9/21/08 at 12:50 pm
just saw "Mike the Tiger Growls With a LISP"
re: Just a little LSU 101. Read & study
Posted by GG on 8/13/08 at 5:24 pm to lakeviewtiger
quote:
Did you honestly think that by cutting the word "south" and pasting "LSU" would make it different?
got this in an email and thought i'd share.
glad to see that all the assholes are still here on this board! :lol: :lol:
Just a little LSU 101. Read & study
Posted by GG on 8/13/08 at 1:26 pm
Planning for the fall football season in Louisiana is radically different than up North. For those who are planning a football trip to Tiger Stadium, here are some helpful hints.
Women's Accessories:
a.. NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
a.. LSU: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.
Stadium Size:
a.. NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
a.. LSU: The West Upper Deck alone holds 20,000 people.
Fathers:
a.. NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
a.. LSU: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference.
Campus Decor:
a.. NORTH: Statues of founding fathers.
a.. LSU: Statue of a big arse tiger (next to the live big-arse tiger).
Homecoming Queen:
a.. NORTH: Could also be a physics major.
a.. LSU: Could also be Miss America.
Heroes:
a.. NORTH: Rudy Giuliani
a.. LSU: Billy Cannon
Game Tickets:
a.. NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and get tickets.
a.. LSU: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus, make a large financial contribution and put name on a waiting list for tickets.
Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
a.. NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
a.. LSU: If we were to play a Thursday game, there would be no classes beginning Tuesday because the campus would be packed with RV's and drunk LSU football fans.
Parking:
a.. NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
a.. LSU: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for the weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday.
Game Day:
a.. NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
a.. LSU: Every student wakes up, has a beer for breakfast, and Rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting 'Game Day Live'
to get on camera and wave to the idiots up north who wonder why 'Game Day Live' is never Broadcast from their campus.
Tailgating:
a.. NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to Local radio station with truck tailgate down.
a.. LSU: 30-foot custom grill made from an old RV, generators, plasma tv's, kegs, and wet bars. Cooking accompanied by live performance by 'Dave Matthews' Band,' who come over during breaks and ask for a hit off bottle of bourbon.
Getting to the Stadium:
a.. NORTH: You ask 'Where's the stadium?' When you find it, you walk right in.
a.. LSU: Simple, on game day it becomes the state's third largest city.. Can’t miss it.
Concessions:
a.. NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
a.. LSU: Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with soda, to ensure enough room for bourbon.
When National Anthem is Played:
a.. NORTH : Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up.
a.. LSU: 100,000 fans, all standing, all sing along with hand over their heart.
The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
a.. NORTH: Nothing changes.
a.. LSU: Fireworks, with a touch of bourbon.
Commentary (Male):
a.. NORTH: 'Nice play.
a.. LSU: 'Dammit, you slow sumbitch – tackle him and break his legs.
Commentary (Female):
a.. NORTH: 'This is a violent sport.
a.. LSU: 'Dammit, you slow sumbitch – tackle him and break his legs.
After the Game:
a.. NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends.
a.. LSU: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, while somebody goes to the nearest store for more bourbon, and planning begins for next week's game.
Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of LSU Football! :cheers: :cheers:
Women's Accessories:
a.. NORTH: Chap Stick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
a.. LSU: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon. Money not necessary - that's what dates are for.
Stadium Size:
a.. NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
a.. LSU: The West Upper Deck alone holds 20,000 people.
Fathers:
a.. NORTH: Expect their daughters to understand Sylvia Plath.
a.. LSU: Expect their daughters to understand pass interference.
Campus Decor:
a.. NORTH: Statues of founding fathers.
a.. LSU: Statue of a big arse tiger (next to the live big-arse tiger).
Homecoming Queen:
a.. NORTH: Could also be a physics major.
a.. LSU: Could also be Miss America.
Heroes:
a.. NORTH: Rudy Giuliani
a.. LSU: Billy Cannon
Game Tickets:
a.. NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and get tickets.
a.. LSU: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus, make a large financial contribution and put name on a waiting list for tickets.
Friday Classes After a Thursday Night Game:
a.. NORTH: Students and teachers not sure they're going to the game, because they have classes on Friday.
a.. LSU: If we were to play a Thursday game, there would be no classes beginning Tuesday because the campus would be packed with RV's and drunk LSU football fans.
Parking:
a.. NORTH: An hour before game time, the University opens the campus for game parking.
a.. LSU: RVs sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wednesday for the weekend festivities. The really faithful arrive on Tuesday.
Game Day:
a.. NORTH: A few students party in the dorm and watch ESPN on TV.
a.. LSU: Every student wakes up, has a beer for breakfast, and Rushes over to where ESPN is broadcasting 'Game Day Live'
to get on camera and wave to the idiots up north who wonder why 'Game Day Live' is never Broadcast from their campus.
Tailgating:
a.. NORTH: Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it, listening to Local radio station with truck tailgate down.
a.. LSU: 30-foot custom grill made from an old RV, generators, plasma tv's, kegs, and wet bars. Cooking accompanied by live performance by 'Dave Matthews' Band,' who come over during breaks and ask for a hit off bottle of bourbon.
Getting to the Stadium:
a.. NORTH: You ask 'Where's the stadium?' When you find it, you walk right in.
a.. LSU: Simple, on game day it becomes the state's third largest city.. Can’t miss it.
Concessions:
a.. NORTH: Drinks served in a paper cup, filled to the top with soda.
a.. LSU: Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled less than half way with soda, to ensure enough room for bourbon.
When National Anthem is Played:
a.. NORTH : Stands are less than half full, and less than half of them stand up.
a.. LSU: 100,000 fans, all standing, all sing along with hand over their heart.
The Smell in the Air After the First Score:
a.. NORTH: Nothing changes.
a.. LSU: Fireworks, with a touch of bourbon.
Commentary (Male):
a.. NORTH: 'Nice play.
a.. LSU: 'Dammit, you slow sumbitch – tackle him and break his legs.
Commentary (Female):
a.. NORTH: 'This is a violent sport.
a.. LSU: 'Dammit, you slow sumbitch – tackle him and break his legs.
After the Game:
a.. NORTH: The stadium is empty way before the game ends.
a.. LSU: Another rack of ribs goes on the smoker, while somebody goes to the nearest store for more bourbon, and planning begins for next week's game.
Nothing else in the universe comes even halfway close to the glories of LSU Football! :cheers: :cheers:
re: FUNNIEST Tiger Stadium Moment You've Seen
Posted by GG on 8/10/08 at 7:19 pm to ksayetiger
streaker at the Orgen State game :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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