Here's Ryan Locate's Apology For Claiming He Was Robbed

So LL is about a day behind on posting news....good to know. Not hatin...but just making sure I know we aren't talking breaking news type of stuff that I read I here.

Daddy Trump has taught us all to never apologize. It's unbecoming especially being an American.

Rio officials couldn't Locate Ryan.

Ryan "Locate" seems to be a "dooshe" bag

"Locate"? Seriously? If you are going to call someone out at least spell their name correctly.

In it's entirety, the apology was perfectly fine. But whoever wrote that should not have led off with "I want to apologize for my behavior last weekend - for not being more careful and candid with how I described the events of that morning..."

It starts off like he's basically just apologetic that he got caught lying instead of being apologetic for all his behavior that night.

Spot on. Time to forget this shite. Breaking shite or not, it is robbery for a security guard to pull a weapon and demand all your cash. frick Rio if they haven't charged the gun holders.

After hearing Lochte talk in other interviews I am of the opinion he had NO part in writing that apology. Way too many 3 and greater syllable words.

I dont see anything wrong with that. How is that not an apology?