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re: What do you do/read on a 14 hr flight?

Posted on 5/4/16 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6743 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 6:00 pm to
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14 hr flight


Good luck. Xanax and whiskey are your friends here.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 6:02 pm to
Make sure to make yourself get up and walk around the plane a little a couple times during the flight to stretch your legs and prevent blood clots forming in your legs.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22639 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 6:07 pm to
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Make sure to make yourself get up and walk around the plane a little a couple times during the flight to stretch your legs and prevent blood clots forming in your legs.


I can't second this enough. In addition to that, your rear end is going to become numb at some point, so getting up will help the blood flow there too!

Do deep knee bends, lunges, and touch your toes a few times (or as close to them as you can reach). There is usually ample space in the galley between bathrooms. People may look at you funny, but frick them. They are going to have a stroke and die. You aren't.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22639 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 6:09 pm to
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I prefer fiction, adventure.


Count of Monte Crisco, by Alexander Dumbass
Posted by Slim_Charles69
Bodymore, Murdaland
Member since Apr 2015
779 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 7:26 pm to
You will most likely have your own entertainment system. The key is not to watch all the good movies on your way there. I always seem to make this mistake and have shite movies for the trip home. Or just read IT by Stephen King
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40819 posts
Posted on 5/4/16 at 7:48 pm to
United even sucks in business class but at least you can sleep.
Posted by TheBadgerOfHoney
Member since Nov 2011
1868 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 12:54 am to
Has to be international flight so drink for free and pass out and sleep. Otherwise take an ambien
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18040 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:16 am to
If I whack off in the bathroom, does that make me a member of the mile high club?
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 8:25 am to
I'd kill myself before I'd sit in those seats on a 14 hour flight. If my flight is 1 1/2 hours or more I get economy plus and for a 14 hour flight I'd be in business class or first class for sure.
Posted by TheBadgerOfHoney
Member since Nov 2011
1868 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 11:00 am to
Well clearly this person is not an OT Baller
Posted by AmeriKop45
Coach, Wing Tip Seat
Member since Jan 2016
2102 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 11:28 am to
No free drinks in coach on UA lol. It's UA. You're lucky if toilet paper is free
This post was edited on 5/5/16 at 11:30 am
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 2:18 pm to
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Well clearly this person is not an OT Baller


He doesn't have to be. I use miles for international flights.
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8958 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 2:27 pm to
A Xanax usually does it for me. I'll have whatever meal they are serving and watch a movie. After eating pop the meds, asleep in 30 min, that is usually good for about 8 hours. By the time you wake up you'll have about four hours left, watch two movies, have another meal and prepare to hit the ground running.
Posted by Tigahs2007
MS
Member since Dec 2013
182 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 2:43 pm to
Drinks are not free, even in Economy Plus but I'd at least recommend upgrading your seats on that leg. It gives you a little more room.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18146 posts
Posted on 5/5/16 at 7:21 pm to
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A Xanax usually does it for me.


It'll be hard to get that prescription.
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