re: Tailgate speakers

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Wat? How does having ladies at your tailgate and a fricking microphone correlate? Just leave the damn mic at home bruh.

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Because if you had any fricking ladies at your tailgate, you'd know that most them like to sing. And happy ladies means a happy tailgate. But you just keep sucking on your Bud Light, bruh.

I used to use one of the ions. They are crap. Distorted past 3/4 volume and battery crapped out after a year.

I bought a Mr DJ speaker this year. It is loud as frick (can't turn up all the way at tailgate), but requires power. Way happier with this speaker than I ever was with the ion. You can adjust the bass and treble. It has auxiliary, blue tooth, USB (play and/or charge) and SD card. It also comes with a mic. It was about $250. Search amazon for Mr DJ. It's the one with blue tooth.

Edit: this is the one I bought LINK
I've only had it for one football season, so as long as the durability holds up for the coming years, I give it an A+.

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ChuckM

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quote: Why do tailgates need microphones and people who use them? Not too many ladies at your tailgate, eh?

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Plenty of ladies. See I don't have to scrape the bottom of the white bean pot-if you'll excuse the colloquialism-by playing J Cole, Drake and other bullshite at Kiss Concert Decibel levels while some drunk former frat star and/or Fire Hole/Firewatch Supervisor somewhere in Geismar sweats and spews spittle all over a mic to every person that passes on the sidewalk in order to bring skanks to my tailgate.

In other news, there are no females with STI's at my tailgate either. Or tribal tattoos from Spring Break '09. But hey if that's you're thing, you do you bro. Those scenes just aren't really my bag though.