Hate to do this.....but I need facebook help

My wife essentially took over my account years ago and I was happy to let her do it. My birthday is coming up (thank you) and it was still the one listed on the account, and I didn't want to go through another round of "your Aunt Ruth sent you a happy birthday message" this year. I decided to make it our anniversary, and in the process making her 7 years old. Without any warning (or any that was obvious) we got locked out of the account and were asked to prove our age. I submitted all the info including a pic of my drivers license, and I read it can take up to a week to remedy, but I received no notification that they received the submission and are working on it, and they remarkably have no phone number or email you can contact to see if things are moving along. Totally in the dark if things are actually going to get fixed.


I wouldn't care much about this but my wife uses it for a lot of local support groups, so we'd like to eventually get it back. Is there some super secret facebook email or phone number I could contact?






















dear facebook