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re: Manchester United 2022/23 Season Long Thread - David What the F*ck are you doing?!!!! 2.0

Posted on 8/13/22 at 1:53 pm to
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/13/22 at 1:53 pm to
I had a feeling we were going to finish bottom half this year, these players are awful.
Posted by SofaKingTrill
Member since Mar 2008
8036 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 2:06 pm to
The first two were definitely on De Gea. I'm not sure exactly what he should've done about the third other than run around and look like a dumbass which he did in fine fashion. The third goal was on whoever was marking Toney on the back post, possibly Eriksen, and then Lisandro for the second header from Ben Mee. The fourth goal is Dalot getting beat over the top and I think Shaw just doing what he always does, looking like a slow fat arse. I've never seen a United team play this shitty though.

Now we know you can't play Eriksen that deep...De gea is awful at certain things.
Shaw and Dalot are always out of position and horrible at defending. Mctominay is God awful so Ten Hag had to attempt to play Eriksen deep. Fred isn't much better. The attack gives nearly nothing going forward. There's almost no chance to press and with Ronaldo it doesn't happen. Maguire is a slow joke. What else does that leave?

Until confidence is repaired or multiple players are sent on their way, one mistake by any of the dumbasses from midfield back to the goalkeeper will cause the team to crumble during a match. The horrible news is De Gea is mistake prone. Maguire is mistake prone. Dalot and Shaw are mistake prone. Mctominay and Fred are mistake prone.

Posted by 3rdRowTailgater
Tulsa
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 8/13/22 at 2:21 pm to
Sell everyone.
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
6217 posts
Posted on 8/13/22 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

had a feeling we were going to finish bottom half this year


They are going to be fighting not to be bottom 3.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6452 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 2:41 am to
The problem in defense is we have one person who keeps playing and is too tall. Harry needs to be replaced by a 5’ cb paired with our marquee signing Licha from Ajax with the wild bangs.
Posted by PTBob
Member since Nov 2010
7102 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 9:11 am to
Y’all gotta quit being so dramatic. It’s 2 games. It was arse. I agree. United won’t be in the relegation battle.


Signing Rabiot doesn’t help though.
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
6217 posts
Posted on 8/14/22 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Y’all gotta quit being so dramatic. I


Not saying they will be relegated. But they haven’t played an elite team yet and they are 0-0-2. What happens when they start playing the big boys.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6452 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 1:05 pm to
Who can afford them?

all in gbp

Highly compensated players with contracts expiring in June
CR7 - 515k/week
DDG - 375k/week
Rashford - 200k/week
Shaw - 150k/week
Fred - 120k/week

Players with 2 years left
Martial - 250k/week
Lindelof - 120k/week
AWB - 90k/week
Bailly - 80k/week

players with 3 years left
Varane - 340k/week
Maguire - 190k/week
Eriksen - 150k/week
Donny - 120k/week
Henderson - 100k/week

4 years left
Sancho - 350k/week
Bruno - 240k/week


Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126568 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 1:07 pm to
Players had to practice yesterday and run 13k each during the session bc that’s how much more Brentford ran
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117756 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 1:20 pm to
Y’all will still beat Arsenal at Old Trafford.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6452 posts
Posted on 8/15/22 at 2:53 pm to
Leaks leaks and more leaks out of Carrington, same shite different year.
Posted by PTBob
Member since Nov 2010
7102 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 1:27 pm to
I’m seeing on twitter United are calling off move for Rabiot due to wage demands. THANK GOD.

I saw a press conference with Klopp discussing if they’d have any more signings. He basically said probably not because we don’t want any player. We want specific players that fit the system and provide certain qualities.

It seems like common sense but this is how United should be operating. Play James Garner FFS. Don’t sign players just to sign them. Every single starter from last year should eventually be replaced though.

That includes maguire, Shaw, Fred, rashford, Ronaldo, mctominay, varane, de gea. It’ll take a few years but it’s got to happen.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6254 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 1:48 pm to
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DDG - 375k/week
Rashford - 200k/week
Shaw - 150k/week
Can't believe we've gotten here, but I don't want to re-sign any of these 3. Used to love these guys but they are washed. Bring back Dean Henderson to be the #1.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126568 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 2:39 pm to
We have also pulled the offer for FdJ
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126568 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 2:40 pm to
Is it really a leak if everyone knows slab head shouldn’t not be the captain and can’t function in a system that requires him to use his feet from back
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6452 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 4:01 pm to
All they do is squeal to their agents, who in turn squeal to their mouthpieces in the media.

13.8km!1!
This post was edited on 8/16/22 at 4:03 pm
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6452 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 4:22 pm to
I bet Rashford gets this season to unfrick himself. If that happens they will give him even more money. Crazy to think he was one of Europe’s most valuable players at one point.

The other two will move on surely
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126568 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 7:23 pm to
PSG we’re offering £60 million

We want £120 million

He would absolutely torch the French league

They are looking for Icardi’s replacement
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126568 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 7:43 pm to
CR7 posted on IG the media is telling lies and he’s documenting them all
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 8/16/22 at 7:48 pm to
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