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Hottest Female Soccer Players - zee Germans

Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:16 pm
Posted by cwil177
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:16 pm
Hey guys, I remember we had a thread about this and I have no idea where it's gone, and suffice to say the search function isn't helping. We forgot to mention that 5 members of the German U-20 team posed for the German version of Playboy. I'll let google help y'all with this one since this is TD and all. That said... I think it beats anything that was posted in the other thread, including that Brazilian chick.

The two best ones in the issue, imo, are these two:

Julia Simic


Selena Wagner

Also, there is a youtube video that goes with the shoot. It's definitely worth the watch.

Lastly, here is a bleacher report article that is basically the subject we were discussing earlier. LINK

Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:21 pm to
Same for the male team, imo
Posted by Pumpkins
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:21 pm to
Am I allowed to post you know who, since you all think he looks like a girl anyways??

Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:24 pm to
The real German babe

Posted by StraightCashHomey21
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:45 pm to
German women are not that hot on the euro scale brah
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:45 pm to
I should have known I would have gotten a better response from this board with shirtless StuBear or Schweiny pics.

quote:

German women are not that hot on the euro scale brah

This post was edited on 8/1/12 at 3:49 pm
Posted by Jumbeauxlaya
LSU
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:52 pm to
This thread got Soccer boardy real quick..
Posted by Tweezy
west of east
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 3:52 pm to
The girls in Munich disagree very much
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

The girls in Munich disagree very much


yes i know, but Bavarians are different than the rest of this country
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

German women are not that hot on the euro scale brah


Yeah, everywhere has their share of really hot girls but their depth chart is a bit weak compared other countries.
This post was edited on 8/1/12 at 4:16 pm
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

but their depth chart is a bit weak compared other countries.


basically
Posted by Tweezy
west of east
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:22 pm to
Different always means better in this case haha
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:27 pm to
had this german exchange student on our bball team in hs. dude loved to skateboard and smoke hybrid weed/tobacco blunts.
Posted by Pumpkins
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:51 pm to
Being totally honest, the US rivals any country for attractive people. Better teeth, hygiene, young people are in better shape, we take for granted what we have when we hear those hottie accents.
This post was edited on 8/1/12 at 4:56 pm
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9760 posts
Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

young people are in better shape


Posted by Tweezy
west of east
Member since Apr 2008
12158 posts
Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:54 pm to
Well considering we have an obesity "epidemic" in America I'd say our younger people are not any healthier than other countries.
Posted by Pumpkins
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:54 pm to
Really though, college aged people are. The skinny people in Europe aren't toned/fit, they're just.... Scrawny....
Posted by thenry712
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Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 8/1/12 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

smoke hybrid weed/tobacco blunts.



One of the strangest Euro idiosyncrasies I encountered during my travels. It doesn't get you high (or near as high as a normal spliff), and you don't get the same nicotine kick (I assume) as a regular cigarette.

German women are fairly attractive. The Benelux countries clean up real well in the talent department.

Oh I forgot, soccer board...French dudes party hard.
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
9760 posts
Posted on 8/1/12 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Really though, college aged people are. The skinny people in Europe aren't toned/fit, they're just.... Scrawny....


Nah. . . I'm American and as quick as anyone to argue the things we excel at but the physical fitness here compared to, say, Italy where I've lived for over 10 years, is just pathetic.

That goes from senior citizens down to 8 years olds and includes all the obese American college girls who based on age, income class and education level should be the most fit.


However: In Italy, for example, huge supermarket chains are a relatively new thing and their marketing of cheap frozen, highly processed food to poorer people has seen the first generation there of kids with obesity issues.


This post was edited on 8/1/12 at 11:33 pm
Posted by Pumpkins
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Posted on 8/1/12 at 5:03 pm to
Idk about adults... But I stand by what I said about college people. I had an English friend visit and was surprised by all the muscular people at LSU.

Also... The only normal sized guys I see are at the gym in Europe (most are skinny as frick)
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