re: Who up here his gonna buy Michelle's new book?

Monkey Muggs mother fricker, goddam man.

It would be bananas if I monkeyed around with my time or money to buy that book. There are already well established companies who manufacture and sell paper on rolls with which to wipe one’s a-hole of residual shite, and those are most probably softer and more useful to Americans than the aforementioned “book.”

Is the publication of this book sufficient proof that sasquatch exists, or do we still need a body on the off chance that it's the product of a ghost writer?