Which One of You Degenerates Stole the Beer?

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Pabst Blue Ribbon

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Beer?

Someone stole a truck of canned piss

I remember when you could get a 6 pack of it for 88 cents

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remember when you could get a 6 pack of it for 88 cents

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Guinness (a real beer) was never that cheap

The way PBR operates this story alone will generate more advertising for them than they have actually paid for in years. And they're still a national brand. I personally don't drink their beer, but a lot of people do. And they spend virtually zero dollars on advertising. It's interesting, if nothing else.

If one of my granddads was still alive I would accuse him. He drank it regularly and then one day suddenly changed to Schlitz. I always told him that if that was what he was gonna drink then I just wouldn’t bother. He drank that shite for years though.

I used to drink it when I was younger and wanted to drink cheap beer at the bar. It used to be like a dollar per beer at the dive bar I would frequent. I don't think I ever bought it at a liquor store though.

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Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer has been stolen in California, in what's believed to be the largest “beer heist” ever.

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People who load and unload the trucks I'm guessing.

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We sell beer by the pound now?

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This is America. Make of that statement what you will