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re: Vive la Paris, when you don’t have a gun for self defense, you use boiling water

Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:05 am to
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
28089 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:05 am to
How about boiling bacon grease instead of water.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
8884 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:05 am to
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Trump banned bump stocks here

Good. Bump stocks are trash. Go FRT or nada.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
38980 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:11 am to
So they remember European history after all, and the extreme defensive effectiveness of boiling oil dumped over castle walls to defend the keep.

Bets on how many of these people are charged with hate crimes? As a percentage, I'd wager over 60%.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
105007 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:17 am to
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The modern equivalent of boiling oil.


Oil is better. Water is thin and will scald you but runs offs and cools quickly

Oil sticks to you and melts the skin off
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
11059 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:20 am to
Trump banned bump stocks here

Never understood the appeal of a device that helps you burn through ammo and hit nothing.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
11059 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:23 am to
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They need to boil some grits and throw that on them. Homemade napalm.


Or seared/grilled grape tomatoes. Those things are lethal.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
75220 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:29 am to
Can you get grits in Europe?
Maybe polenta and make it runny i can't find grits in half the country
Posted by EnglebertHumperdink
Club Med
Member since Nov 2009
361 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:32 am to
Al Green said grits work well too
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
40317 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:33 am to
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Water gonna cool way too much on the fall, need to use oil
If only they still made Cherry Bombs and M-80s.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
79818 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:34 am to
Should be hot bacon grease.
Posted by Judnnc
Member since Jun 2025
1068 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:38 am to
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They need to boil some grits and BACON and throw that on them. Homemade napalm


They need to boil some whatever goes inside Hot Pockets. Homemade napalm.
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