The MSM's commitment to Orange Man Bad is impressive, I have to admit

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Clicked on CNN's homepage and see the following headlines within like a half scroll:

Republicans called Trump after health care flip
Analysis: What Trump's health care fight says about 2020
Trump punts on health care until after 2020
Avlon: Trump's real passion seems to be gutting Obamacare
Fact check: Are Obamacare's deductibles more than $7,000?
Erin Burnett: Republicans stunned by Trump's decision
Freshman Democrat offers a new Medicare buy-in proposal
Axelrod: Trump badly miscalculated on the ACA
Trump 'cheats like a mafia accountant' at golf, writer says
Pete Buttgieg on faith, his marriage and Mike Pence
James Comey: Russia succeeded beyond its wildest dreams
Analysis: Donald Trump is now saying 22 things a day that aren't true

MSNBC's sampling:

Republicans urging President Trump not to close US-Mexico border
White House spokesman calls Puerto Rico "that country", Hallie Jackson pushes back
Mika: Biden isn't a predator and this is ridiculous
GOP changes its mind about taking risks with classified information
House authorizes subpoenas on White House security clearances, 2020 census
Eric Holder unloads on Senator Mitch McConnell: 'Unpatriotic'
Mystery case may play role in release of Mueller grand jury info
2020 candidate Jay Inslee's climate concerns
Joe: GOP can't run as Trump pushes health care to 2020
Pete Buttgieg raising serious cash. Is he a serious 2020 contender?
Trump cheats on the golf course, says author
Sen. Gillibrand: 'President Trump is a bully and a coward'
Biden denies acting inappropriately with women
MUELLER REPORT The Latest on what we know about the Special Counsel's investigation
Barr redactions of Mueller grand jury material contested in court
Protests planned if Barr fails to meet deadline on Mueller report
House Democrats to vote on Mueller subpoenas Monday
Mueller report could be devastating to Trump: legal expert
Here's why Trump is ignoring Saudi Arabia's torture of female activists
Maine is a moderate state. Susan Collins is not a moderate senator
All In America: The Green New Deal
Ocasio-Cortez: The case for the Green New Deal
AOC on what makes her different from Trump
Trump confusion about Puerto Rico stymies disaster relief bill
Trump's rhetoric on Mueller report disclosure takes a turn
Puerto Rico struggles to get disaster aid amid Congress, Trump showdown

WaPo's offerings:

What could happen if Trump closes the US-Mexico border
Why the Mueller report redactions could stir a legal fight
House panel votes to subpoena former Trump offical at center of security clearance allegations
Trump abandons plan for pre-electon vote on health care
Fact Check: Four Pinocchios for Mulvaney's claim on Obamacare
Graphic: where 2020 Democrats stand on Medicare-for-All
Now we know why Tucker Carlson won't apologize
White House looks to minimize economic impact of Trump's threatened closure of Mexico border
Trump just realized his mistake on health care. But it's too late.
It's been six months since Jamal Khashoggi's murder, and Trump has done nothing
Losing your faith in the United States? Try attending a citizenship ceremony
Trump's Puerto Rico hate tweets rest on a very ugly premise
The biggest threat to Americans' health and security is in the Oval Office
Trump's company made late tax payments on L.A. golf course properties, incurring fines
Meghan McCain defends Biden, calling him 'truly decent and compassionate'
Bernie Sanders is more pragmatic than you may think
Trump hits out at 'crazed and incompetent' Puerto Rican leaders after disaster bill fails
Analysis: nearly everything Trump just said about Puerto Rico is wrong
White House spokesman twice calls Puerto Rico 'that country' in TV interview
Trump keeps talking about Puerto Rico like it isn't the U.S. It doesn't seem like a mistake.
Trump International Hotel is a scandal
America doesn't just have a gender pay gap. It has a gender wealth gap.
The tuning out of Donald Trump
Why Charlottesville students walked out - and what it will take to keep them from doing it again
How a generation of black playwrights is taking on race and privilege in the age of Trump