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Switzerland goes for Cuckmate, bans boiling lobsters alive.

Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:05 pm
Man, I had hope for Switzerland after their hardline policies regarding the muslim invaders, but this is some Chicago/New York style government mommy bullshite.
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Lobsters taste so good that many of us are willing to shrug at the somewhat barbaric method by which we oversee their painful demise in a cauldron of boiling water. This time-honored tradition of using medieval execution techniques on crustaceans ensures maximum freshness, so we say, but it also poses some pretty obvious animal welfare issues.

Now, the Swiss government is stepping in to make sure that lobster is prepared in the least gruesome way possible within its mountainous borders. According to Agence France-Presse, the Swiss government announced that “the practice of plunging live lobsters into boiling water, which is common in restaurants, is no longer permitted” as of March 1.


Logistically speaking, the government order declares that live lobsters will have to be “stunned” before being boiled, and “only electric shock or the ‘mechanical destruction’ of the lobster’s brain will be accepted methods of stunning the animals once the new rule takes [e]ffect.“ Mechanically destroying a lobster’s brain might sound brutal, but given growing evidence that lobsters feel pain, a pretty instant death via knife or electrical charge is arguably much more humane than the ol' bubbling cauldron of death.
Jesus, they're not even in the kitchen when any of this happens. All this will do is hurt restaurants that now have to spend money on a fricking "humane" lobster brain destroyer, thereby making it that much cheaper to just buy a lobster and cook it any way you like.

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Posted by puse01
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:07 pm to
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Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:11 pm to
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"humane" lobster brain destroyer


They just have to stab them in the back of the head. Many chefs do this anyway.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:18 pm to
And now they are forced to do this by the government.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:22 pm to
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They just have to stab them in the back of the head. Many chefs do this anyway.


I wonder if they use the same tool to kill the lobster as they do on a late term abortion babies brain
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:24 pm to
Hitler did this 80 years ago, so they are a little late
Posted by KCMIZSEC
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:25 pm to
This doesn't really move the needle on my rage-o-meter. I'm a meataterian, but if there's a way to make my food suffer less then I'm okay with it.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:27 pm to
I feel like the crush could be a lot more painful. Boiling alive seems like it would be pretty instant shock and painless to me
Posted by AlceeFortier
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:27 pm to
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Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:30 pm to
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I feel like the crush could be a lot more painful. Boiling alive seems like it would be pretty instant shock and painless to me



Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how they determined the new method is less painful/stressful than the old method?

It doesn't SOUND any less painful/stressful. But, then again, I'm not a lobster.

Maybe they interviewed lobsters?
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:38 pm to
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And now they are forced to do this by the government.



They'll probably spend about 5 million per year enforcing this shite.
Posted by Hooligan's Ghost
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 4:55 pm to
meh, crawfish too?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 5:00 pm to
I bet abortions are legal in Switzerland
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56327 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 5:05 pm to
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They just have to stab them in the back of the head. Many chefs do this anyway.

Or I can just take it home and boil it so I can get maximum satisfaction.

Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 5:28 pm to
How do the swissies feel about pulling a live fish from his habitat with nothing but a sharp hook in the mouth?
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35495 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 5:44 pm to
Most already do this in the US.

Either freeze the lobsters before boiling or jabbing a knife into their brains.

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According to Agence France-Presse, the Swiss government announced that “the practice of plunging live lobsters into boiling water, which is common in restaurants


It's not really common anymore.

California is embroiled in a foie gras battle...the ban on foie gras was enacted in 2012, overturned in 2015 by a Federal judge and then over-turned again this past September. And there will be more appeals.

Prohibition on certain foods or methods to make the food (boiling lobsters alive or force feeding geese until their liver is fattened) has been going on forever.

Ever had Haggis? You can't in the US. Lungs are considered unfit for human consumption by the US government due to the pathogens that hide in them.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 5:56 pm to
I bet you're the type of person who would call for the death penalty is someone boiled a dog alive.
Posted by Zahrim
McCamey Texas
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:06 pm to
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They just have to stab them in the back of the head. Many chefs do this anyway.


I was a chef for 23 years. we always did that.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:18 pm to
FROM Gulf of Maine Lobster Institute

"How big is a lobster's brain?

Dave Dow, former Director of the Lobster Institute, claims a lobster has a brain the size of a grasshopper's. The lobster brain is primarily just a collection of ganglia, or nerve endings.

It's evident from the lobster brain's lack of complexity that a lobster does not do much deep thinking, adding support to lobstermen's claims that lobsters probably do not feel pain, certainly not in the way humans do.

Diagrams furnished courtesy Maine/New Hampshire Sea Grant Program. Used with permission."


Leftists are all about science...except when they aren't about science.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15604 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 6:44 pm to
Liberal Mindset:
Boiling lobster = Inhumane
Killing human fetus = Her right

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