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re: School district arms teachers with baseball bats

Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:31 am to
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:31 am to
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Would be as effective and more fun / entertaining

Indeed.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:32 am to
How do these people function exactly? And how ITF did it actually pass with enough votes?
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:32 am to
Won’t help prevent school shootings, but it will help male teachers’ love lives. The key is to conceal carry the souvenir bat down the FRONT of their pants!
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 11:33 am
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98988 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:33 am to
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16 inches because no one needs an 18-inch assault bat for self-defense.


Common sense bat control.
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:33 am to
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How do these people function exactly?
Poorly.
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Each teacher in the school district will be given a 16-inch bat and receive training on how to respond to a potential school shooting, Erie News Now reported on Tuesday.
If you need training on how to use a bat you are brain damaged.
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 11:35 am
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:34 am to
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None will be black either.


well...you want them to WORK, no?
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:34 am to
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well...you want them to WORK, no?

Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112469 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:35 am to
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Seriously might be the dumbest idea I've ever heard


I got news for ya. The people who serve on school boards and the central office administrators are not bright people.
They have one prime directive: AVOID WORK.
Posted by Rougarou13
Brookhaven MS
Member since Feb 2015
6839 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:37 am to
There are no 16 inch baseball bats.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:38 am to
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“We though just putting that one question out there would give us an idea how the community felt,” said Hall. “It was about 70 percent to 30 percent that people would favor that, but we’re not really actively planning that right now.”


SO... 70% of the people favored arming some teachers with guns, and they chose, instead, to give them bats that are barely over a foot long? Makes perfect sense to me. I sure hope they can throw them with great force.
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 11:44 am
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18780 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:38 am to


At least Crazy Joe had a full sized bat.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:38 am to
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There are no 16 inch baseball bats.


The clubs self identify as bats...so, a school district is going to force a designation on it?

I think NOT!!
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:41 am to
This really made me laugh.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:45 am to
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The clubs self identify as bats


They ARE wooden though, right?
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 11:46 am
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:48 am to
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They ARE wooden though, right?

Well you can't have the military grade aluminum in the schools!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98988 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:50 am to
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They ARE wooden though, right?


Uh oh, Ms. Davis just got a splinter ... down there.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:51 am to
How long until a student beats the crap out of a teacher with one of those "bats"...
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
73439 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:51 am to
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How long until a student beats the crap out of a teacher with one of those "bats"...

They are under lock and key brah!
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:52 am to
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They are under lock and key brah!


Ok, well how long until a teacher uses one of those "bats" on an unsuspecting student? lol
Posted by Jbird
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Member since Oct 2012
73439 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 11:54 am to
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Ok, well how long until a teacher uses one of those "bats" on an unsuspecting student? lol

Soon very very soon. Once Johnny nuts prior to Mrs. Davis getting off it will be used.
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